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« Reply #1700 on: September 11, 2012, 06:12:38 AM »
I still think the past couple minutes really detract from the movie. When it was clearly shown that yes the ritual is 100% necessary and supernatural shit is 100% real, it kind of simplified the movie a bit for me.

I liked the possibility that maybe the whole thing was just ritualism, and the real monsters were the people who perpetrate torture out of a sense of unthinking obligation. Since the whole movie was about horror films, and the scariest monsters are always the ones you imagine rather than see, I thought the break at the end explaining and showing something they had gone out of their way to explicitly confirm was a misstep. I rather liked the ambiguity.
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« Reply #1701 on: September 14, 2012, 01:29:08 PM »
Bourne Legacy - This was a Bourne movie pretty solidly.  Not particularly deep, some dudes get shot and stuff.  Jeremy Renner was fun and it was nice seeing him carry a movie by himself.  Will continue to watch if they came out with more.

Pontypool - So we have a zombie movie where you see like at most 30 zombies in the couple of mob scenes they have?  There is really like 2 sets and 2 Zombies outside of mobs.  The virus has infected specific parts of the English Language and this is actually pretty creepy when they are running with it.  Whole thing takes place inside a Radio Station that is built under a church, so it starts off as one room and cramps down to just the sound booth at its tightest.  You hear about the plague more than you see it for the first half the movie.  Tension is kept pretty well.  It stops being tens in the last part when they are discovering the full extent of the virus and kind of how to deal with it, but the movie has shifted completely into high concept rather than horror at that point.

Fun zombie movie presumably for people that have worked in radio (going to suggest it to a friend on those merits at least!) and hella fun for people that enjoy Communication or Neural Networking.  Just generally stuff that is how abstract concepts are built up and associated.   Do suggest you check it out if you are an English or a Psych major with a love for zombies.
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« Reply #1702 on: September 14, 2012, 05:37:49 PM »
I still think the past couple minutes really detract from the movie. When it was clearly shown that yes the ritual is 100% necessary and supernatural shit is 100% real, it kind of simplified the movie a bit for me.

I liked the possibility that maybe the whole thing was just ritualism, and the real monsters were the people who perpetrate torture out of a sense of unthinking obligation. Since the whole movie was about horror films, and the scariest monsters are always the ones you imagine rather than see, I thought the break at the end explaining and showing something they had gone out of their way to explicitly confirm was a misstep. I rather liked the ambiguity.

If the last scene doesn't occur to prove the "Audience" isn't real, then the film's whole meta-commentary that "the state of the horror movie industry sucks, and it's your fault for watching terrible formulaic movies" falls apart because it absolves the horror-movie-audience of guilt.

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« Reply #1703 on: September 18, 2012, 11:03:45 PM »
I still think the past couple minutes really detract from the movie. When it was clearly shown that yes the ritual is 100% necessary and supernatural shit is 100% real, it kind of simplified the movie a bit for me.

I liked the possibility that maybe the whole thing was just ritualism, and the real monsters were the people who perpetrate torture out of a sense of unthinking obligation. Since the whole movie was about horror films, and the scariest monsters are always the ones you imagine rather than see, I thought the break at the end explaining and showing something they had gone out of their way to explicitly confirm was a misstep. I rather liked the ambiguity.

If the last scene doesn't occur to prove the "Audience" isn't real, then the film's whole meta-commentary that "the state of the horror movie industry sucks, and it's your fault for watching terrible formulaic movies" falls apart because it absolves the horror-movie-audience of guilt.

There's too many negatives in here and I'm still drunk from last night.  Are you agreeing with me? The last scene exists to prove that the audience is indeed real.

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« Reply #1704 on: September 28, 2012, 06:11:32 AM »
Yeah, sorry. That should be an 'is'. Of course I'm not agreeing with you. That would probably destroy the universe.

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Honestly, they keep getting better. If they make like 20 more of these movies, we might have something genuinely entertaining.

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« Reply #1705 on: September 28, 2012, 06:53:05 AM »
If it helps (I assume this will) they are less motion pictures and more homemade softcore Role Play porn with a budget.
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« Reply #1706 on: October 07, 2012, 07:09:41 AM »
Look at this thread.  It isn't full of people talking about how Looper is the best movie of the year.

Go watch Looper.  It is the best movie of the year.

There was not 5 minutes in that movie where they didn't do exactly what I hoped they would do with a scene.  Holy fucking shit this movie is great.  The setting is fantastic, the casting is amazing, the story is great and the dialogue is well written.  The tagline and quick run down do absolutely nothing to do justice to this film. 

I think the only thing I can really talk about without spoilering stuff (meh to spoilers as per normal but you know, respect for the audience and all that) but most importantly with sufficiently describing what is so great about them.

The setting is a run down near future.  It works really well because they keep it vague on the how or why of it, but it is pretty much Future Depression, there is vagrants all up ins and people skip town on trains.  Crime is pretty all encompassing and people kill drifters often etcetc.  The really cool part is that while there is still nods to technological progression and there being newer inventions, the vast majority get by on fixed up functional modern technology.  Cars are repurposed for alternate more efficient cheap power sources, but those expensive bulky metal chassis are reused (cars with solar panels strapped to them and random tubes is pretty much it for set design).  They use some of the more automated tech for heavy work (maintaining a farm), but plenty of simple work is still done by hand. 

It honestly reminded me of two films from the last few years in setting.  Starting with the sacrilege first, honestly it is a similar approach to tech that Real Steel took.  Its lo-fi sci-fi, its cool and simple.  No where near as soft and friendly as Real Steel of course (though it does actually head in a bleak direction like I mentioned I would have done after watching Real Steel!).  The other one is Children of Men.  Both are set in a bleak kind of run down future, but for their own reasons.  Children of Men is bleak and run down because people just gave up because everyone is sterile.  Definitely going out with a whimper there.  Here stuff is more run down, but it is just that they both use conventional functional design for everything.  Its cool.

The other great thing about the setting? Well it is a story that involves time travel* so we have a second even more future future that is referenced.  We find out fuck all about this.  Just some simple bits and pieces.  There is Time Travel there.  Some stuff happened.  People still live and mostly get on as they always do.  Tech is higher and tracking people around the world is much much easier.  That is about the extent of it.

Watch this movie.  It is Inception good and well worth your time and money.

*As opposed to a time travel story where it is the thing that drives the plot, in this it is merely a tool and is kind of set dressing.
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« Reply #1707 on: October 07, 2012, 12:17:10 PM »
Dragon Age: Rise of the Seeker - Okay this was laughable.  It is pretty much generic anime Fantasy (so Lodoss War template) thrown in to Dragon Age Setting.  Even more mediocre than it sounds.
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« Reply #1708 on: October 07, 2012, 01:15:42 PM »
Looper-  I disagree with it being Inception level good myself. It was very goddamn good though, best film I've seen this year.  There is a bunch of dystopian scifi stuff in there, but for the most part the movie is about the characters rather than the world. It manages to get across a horrifying level of violence without going into torture porn (Be here in three minutes. Man, that entire scene was just painful to watch but so good).

The entire core cast was very good, including a child actor who did a fantastic job. You can take issue with the pacing of the film, but I don't think I do. You just have to realize that the film is a character study rather than an action film and accept that all the scenes on the farm are building up to something important.
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« Reply #1709 on: October 07, 2012, 10:19:26 PM »
Yeah the child is good, I give more credit to the director though, but that might be me giving child actors too little credit.

It being marketed even suggesting it is an action flick is terrible.

I wouldn't say the movie is especially violent.  It is brutal as hell, but there is very little on screen violence in the run time (noting that in comparison it is running at the same time as Dredd).  There is a bit of gun violence, but by far the worst stuff happens off screen (which the movie is better for, the three scenes in particular that I like best have the violence happen off screen).
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« Reply #1710 on: October 08, 2012, 03:01:37 AM »
Speaking of Dredd, I was really impressed with Karl Urban. Dude was really evocative despite only showing his mouth. Say what you will about V for Vendetta (I know I have) but Hugo Weaving was similarly impressive.

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« Reply #1711 on: October 13, 2012, 04:53:29 AM »
Easy A - Hilarious, and entertaining.  Emma Stone is a good actress in non-zombie movies.  Just enjoyable overall.

Snow White and the Huntsman - Decent.  Way longer than it needed to be, but overall enjoyable for the nearly 3 hours.  However, the sound manager was terrible, as it was hard to hear a lot of the dialogue.  Still, decent action.

Dark Shadows - Uh...ok.  I don't think I've been this conflicted on a movie in ages.  It...I don't know what to make of it.  The acting was great, the scenery excellent, etc.  But...the movie felt conflicted.  It was a comedy...and a drama...and a horror movie...and...odd.  I mean, good, in the grand scheme of things, but I feel like it should have focused more maybe one genre of sorts.  Just felt a bit all over the place.
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« Reply #1712 on: October 13, 2012, 12:36:05 PM »
Expendables 2:  Is Expendables 1 except they play it cheesy instead of badass.  Plus Chuck Norris makes a tank explode by roundhouse kicking it.

ParaNorman:  Was surprisingly good.  I didn't like the art style but the story was much better than I was expecting.  Takes a lot of the usual zombie tropes and flips them around in a new way.

Hotel Transylvania:  Not treading any new waters in the story department like ParaNorman, but it's well-executed and entertaining throughout.

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« Reply #1713 on: October 15, 2012, 03:31:27 AM »
Just "Saw" Insidious.

I am.

NOT.

going to sleep tonight.


fuckfuckfuckfuck if I do it's because I passed out from exhaustion.

FUCK.

At least I got the Saw easter egg but oh my GOD why did I choose to watch a horror film by myself

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« Reply #1714 on: October 29, 2012, 04:01:02 PM »
Skyfall - So, I have a fair deal of knowledge on the cultural phenomenon of James Bond, but never watched any of his movies in its entirety. This was basically the break. I was expecting pretty much nothing (I'm pretty neutral on James Bond culture shenanigans, don't care about action movies, let alone blockbuster-friendly stuff), but the movie was quite a pleasant surprise. Good pacing, well-acted, well-directed and actually well-written, especially considering the constraints of the genre and the medium. The whole experience had a surprisingly personal feel, which ties into the themes of paradigm changes and generational transitions pretty nicely, and there were actual shadows of insight towards both James Bond and M (this I utterly didn't expect). Actually making use of Judi Dench's raw talent, in whatever manner the context actually allowed, was a complete breath of fresh air, for all that I felt Albert Finney was sorta underused even within his limited role. Of course, Daniel Craig is also pretty danged good. It was just a pretty tightly knitted experience given context, and the quality casting hands quite a paint of dignity to the whole movie (the actress who played Evelyn was also not bad at all. The designated Bondgirl was pretty much a waste of time). And, of course, Javier Bardem was responsible for some of the best lines and one of the best scenes. Not much to complain about at all. Except maybe Adele, but bloo bloo the bloo blooest. If you want to talk about embarrassing Bond themes, Madonna is available at the wax museum to your left.

EDIT: Ralph Fiennes and the kid who donned the Q moniker were both charming, but weren't used much. The final transition involving Fiennes' character was quite appropriate, though.
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« Reply #1715 on: October 29, 2012, 10:44:49 PM »
Have you seen Casino Royale?  Or the beach scene at least?  There is a reason Daniel Craig jokes about being the Bond Girl in that one.
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« Reply #1716 on: October 29, 2012, 10:59:08 PM »
I watched multiple beach scenes in Bond movies, for whatever it's worth. I can remember the one in Die Another Day (*facepalm.*) and the one in Dr. No. That beach scene in Skyfall -did- bring me back to Ursula, at least.
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« Reply #1717 on: October 30, 2012, 01:09:20 AM »
Watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.  Is a Guy Ritchie film.  Enjoyed it.  Had trouble understanding half of what anyone was ever saying.  I think Snatch is a better movie overall but this one was pretty good.

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« Reply #1718 on: October 31, 2012, 09:25:52 PM »
Snow watching movies, what is this madness.

I watched multiple beach scenes in Bond movies, for whatever it's worth. I can remember the one in Die Another Day (*facepalm.*) and the one in Dr. No. That beach scene in Skyfall -did- bring me back to Ursula, at least.

See Grefter: Casino Royale beach scene is Something for the Ladies (and presumably the Snows). In all seriousness, you should totally check out Casino Royale/Quantum of Solace if you liked Skyfall that much. I was very impressed by both.

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« Reply #1719 on: October 31, 2012, 10:44:35 PM »
I may end up doing just that. Skyfall definitely impressed me given context.
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« Reply #1720 on: November 01, 2012, 12:13:13 AM »
I liked Casino Royale but thought Quantum of Solace was lame; kinda interested to hear how Skyfall ends up compared to those.

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« Reply #1721 on: November 01, 2012, 12:16:08 AM »
I liked Casino Royale but thought Quantum of Solace was lame; kinda interested to hear how Skyfall ends up compared to those.

That. Apparently the development of Skyfall was closer to CR than QoS (that is to say, they wrote the script then shot the movie), so I'm hopeful.
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« Reply #1722 on: November 01, 2012, 02:12:53 AM »
No one cares about the plot.  Is there A) Parkour again, B) Pistol Whipping and C) Both of the above in the first 10 minutes.
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« Reply #1723 on: November 10, 2012, 10:19:44 PM »
On the Waterfront- Golden Oldie here. Good stuffs. The kid killing all the birds bothered me though.
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« Reply #1724 on: November 11, 2012, 05:42:28 AM »
Watched in close succession, each for the first time...

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Dictator
Skyfall

JCVH is...impressively creative and random.  Like...you basically can't predict what will happen next.  At the same time the production values are very low--seems like it's just some students holding a video camera, and there's some pretty bad acting.  There were also times when I wondered if the film was originally English or French because the lips didn't seem to sync up with the sound.  Overall probably the movie I got the most enjoyment out of the three from watching.

Dictator was...ok.  Had a lot of "I see what you're trying to do, and why it's supposed to be funny, but I'm not actually laughing."  For a movie based around a lot of inappropriate shock value, though, it may have lost most of its bite by being watched immediately after JCVH, which made it seem pedestrian by comparison.  Still had some memorable and funny moments.

Skyfall...the strange thing is I can't really point to anything the movie did wrong--from an amateur's attempt at an objective standpoint, everything seemed pretty good.  Hell, even the programming had some research put into it.  Actual line from the movie: "He's writing deliberately obfuscated code--security through obscurity"--which is real stuff that lots of people do.  And yet, I just didn't feel engaged for most of the movie; I want to say maybe the pacing was a bit slow.  Granted, I felt the movie picked up when they got to Skyfall.  Although, there are some spoilers that...seem like they were supposed to have a big emotional effect on me and...kinda didn't.  Dunno; I can see why it's getting lots of positive press, and I enjoyed the skyfall part of the movie, but large sections of the movie just didn't really click with me.