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« Reply #1550 on: May 13, 2012, 02:54:42 AM »
Actually I think Cap had the best line.

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« Reply #1551 on: May 13, 2012, 03:41:37 PM »
Heh.  My favorite Capt scene was probably the part right after the Helicarrier goes up, with Nick Fury.  Nicely underplayed yet a good way to follow up on a joke set up earlier.
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« Reply #1552 on: May 16, 2012, 04:57:07 PM »
Ranking, because that's what the DL does.

Iron Man
Avengers
Spider-Man
X-Men First Class
X-Men 2
Spider-Man 2
X-Men
Captain America
Thor
Iron Man 2
The Other Movies are All Bad and Don't Exist (Ones I've seen in descending order of quality: Wolverine, Fantastic Four1+2, Spidey3, X-Men3, Hulk, Punisher)

I guess I just need to see Daredevil to complete the list?

Thor ~ This movie was especially interesting to me as a film major, because it's basically the only film I've seen that.... sexualizes and beautifies the male form like another film would a woman. It was primarily a picture about a beautiful man (god, whatever), and it reserved camera angles and lighting tricks almost exclusively used for sexification of ladies.

...and you wonder why you have troubles with girls? >.>;;

(It's because they think you're not interested. I mean, c'mon man, not even -I- talk like this and I'm pretty open about liking both genders...)

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« Reply #1553 on: May 16, 2012, 06:49:10 PM »
Psst, Djinn! Your spoiler tags are still very legible!

Make you sure you say "1pt" and not just "1" <_<
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« Reply #1554 on: May 16, 2012, 09:40:26 PM »
It is entirely intentional here.

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« Reply #1555 on: May 17, 2012, 12:12:03 AM »
Heh.  My favorite Capt scene was probably the part right after the Helicarrier goes up, with Nick Fury.  Nicely underplayed yet a good way to follow up on a joke set up earlier.


Agreed. I'm biased because I really liked Captain America's movie (Chris Evans is quite good) but I thought his humanity and general fish out of waterness helped carry things.
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« Reply #1556 on: May 17, 2012, 01:17:19 AM »
I'm just glad Jim from the Office didnt get the part. He was one of the last four people in the audition process, you know.

I don't think I could have taken a scene where he kills a Nazi, then looks at the camera and shrugs.

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« Reply #1557 on: May 17, 2012, 01:54:42 AM »
Love Evans as Cap, but I keep flashing back to Not Another Teen Movie and giggling.

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« Reply #1558 on: May 20, 2012, 01:47:19 AM »
...and you wonder why you have troubles with girls? >.>;;

(It's because they think you're not interested. I mean, c'mon man, not even -I- talk like this and I'm pretty open about liking both genders...)

You saw me raving about Cobie Smulders' ass in the same post, right?

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« Reply #1559 on: May 20, 2012, 09:54:18 PM »
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« Reply #1560 on: May 20, 2012, 09:55:30 PM »
Well, yeah, but only because you've stuck a picture of your face on the back of their head.

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« Reply #1561 on: May 20, 2012, 09:58:26 PM »
I only love them if they have it tatooed on.
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« Reply #1562 on: May 20, 2012, 11:08:27 PM »
Well, sure, if it's love.  If it's just somebody you're humping in a dumpster behind Burger King then maybe you should be less picky.

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« Reply #1563 on: May 21, 2012, 08:33:49 AM »
It was a Wendy's at last con wasn't it Zenny?  Close enough.
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« Reply #1564 on: May 21, 2012, 03:36:18 PM »
So I log onto a friend's Netflix to get my movie on for my Movie on Mondays. What the *hell* happened to its interface? Even the most *simple* title brings up old or irrelevant search results: are warehouses denying releases to Netflix? Where is Sherlock Holmes 2?! Is it out!? Am I crazy!? Why am I so out of the loop now? This is fucking annoying.

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« Reply #1565 on: May 21, 2012, 07:31:40 PM »
Lotta companies are pulling out of Netflix these days.

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« Reply #1566 on: May 21, 2012, 07:53:02 PM »
Yeah. Netflix is getting hammered.

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« Reply #1567 on: May 22, 2012, 10:37:22 AM »
Two movies that should have been called something else:

Avengers: Decent, it got too ridiculous but we all knew it. The sequel could go too far to be a good movie.
Every character is enjoyable, and it's a bit shocking. It's a shame that Scarlet Johansson's status effects are worthless in the second half against monster enemies, while America/Thor/Hulk/Bird Guy/Iron Man are enjoying their (respectively) gamebest defense/gamebest damage/Auto Haste+Auto Berserk combo/Back row glass cannon style/second best stats in everything.

Margin Call: More compelling than Thor vs Iron Man: Kevin Spacey vs Jeremy Irons. Who steals all the scenes? (Answer: Irons)
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« Reply #1568 on: May 22, 2012, 02:09:01 PM »
Yeah. Netflix is getting hammered.

Turns out if you can pay eight bucks a month to watch movies, instead of thirty bucks for each movie, people who take the first option won't buy the discs! Luckily, if you stop offering the $8/month plan, they all go back to buying DVDs instead of downloading them for free or something. Man, that'd be crazy.
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« Reply #1569 on: May 22, 2012, 05:13:09 PM »
It especially turns out if you can pay that to just stream them as much as you want after a point, it severely decreases purchases as well.

Yeah. What's happening with Netflix (and Hulu) is making me kind of sad.

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« Reply #1570 on: May 25, 2012, 04:59:01 AM »
Avengers (finally!): It's weird to say that the best thing about a movie is that it's thematically and structurally coherent and to mean that as a compliment, but, well, here we are. Whedon knocked the ensemble thing out of the park, as he does, and the end result is a sequel to four very different movies that manages to feel true to all of them. I never dreamed that was possible. Oh, and the teaser: FUCK YES. That was the first big comic story I read and I still have a soft spot for it. Cannot. Wait.

Despite having the best action sequence of the series (and holy crap that was a fun fight), it's still in the middle of the pack overall - behind Iron Man and Captain America, ahead of Incredible Hulk, waaaaaay ahead of Iron Man 2, maybe a bit better than Thor (which is no insult). It felt....not "forced," really, but deliberate. You could see Whedon putting in the effort to make all those moving pieces fit together. And they did! But not transparently so, at least until the end. That last fight, like I said, was the best of the series. It's big and dumb and goes on forever and has a Bayian level of explosions, but it's gleeful. You can feel everybody thinking "okay, we've done everything possible to justify this, now we just cut everything loose." Team-up attacks, special effects out the wazoo, Hawkeye in his element, the Best Fight Ever™....just a hell of a lot of fun.

Oh, and Widow and Hawkeye were shockingly well done. I figured they'd just be tossed in but Widow justified her presence on the team and then some in the Helicarrier segment, and Hawkeye...well, between this and EMH, I think Hawkeye's hax has become a genuine superpower.
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« Reply #1571 on: May 25, 2012, 05:54:28 AM »
Oceans 13: Pretty good movie.  I have been playing this game (I guess it's a game) where instead of playing characters the actors are playing themselves, and I just re-watched Snatch before this, so it was nice to see Brad Pitt clean his act up and stop being a fucking gypsy alcoholic and start... robbing casinos. 

Also, Eddie Izzard and Super Dave Osborne. 

It's not as good as Ocean's 11 but by no means is a bad movie. 

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« Reply #1572 on: June 04, 2012, 08:57:35 AM »
Snow White- This is really bad (Djinn, forget books, this was sub basic JRPG plot). Really pretty, but really bad.
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« Reply #1573 on: June 04, 2012, 11:35:20 AM »
Men In Black 3: Not as good as the first, way way way way better than the second. Josh Brolin is superb as young K - just the right mix between parodying Tommy Lee Jones' performance and an actual character. There's a bunch of great little touches too, like (not a plot spoiler, but I don't want to ruin the gag) the aliens in 1969 having the production values of an episode of Star Trek. And casting Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords as the villain? Inspired.

The big downside, oddly, was Tommy Lee Jones himself. I don't know if he was phoning it in because he's barely in the movie, or he's legitimately getting too old for this or he got Botoxed recently and can't move his face anymore, but yeah.
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« Reply #1574 on: June 04, 2012, 08:23:37 PM »
Watched the Two Towers and met Eomer, the guy who Rob loves. It's a very good movie up until the king of Rohan is unzombified, then we have a lot of dickwaving between Aragorn the awesome and fantastic and the king and 30 MINUTE BATTLE SCENES OH MAN. I definitely am WTFing at them not having that Boromir/Faramir scene in the non extended edition (their dad is a DICK! "I know Faramir's uses and they are few") and props to them for Faramir immediately bringing me to say "that dude has to be related to Boromir" since it sounds like that is a plot point in the book. I'm glad they managed to slip in Elrond into the movie because he's awesome. Gollum is so good and so creepy and I really loved those portions in general. I'm not sure how I feel about the first vs. the second but I quite like both.
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