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Titania (vs Bartre)
« on: January 03, 2009, 03:27:41 AM »
This match is almost insulting to the beautiful Titania. Her opponent is a crude, ugly idiot, while she is a well-oiled machine of battle, having trained for years to fight with her axe. When brute strength comes against relentless skill, skill almost always wins, and this case is no real exception. While Bartre is no doubt stronger than the Greil Mercenary, Titania possesses more than a little edge in intelligence, skill, finesse, and generally not being Bartre. She should be able to duck around the Warrior's axe attacks once or twice, and that's about all she needs to tilt the damage edge back into her favor. Bartre is not going to be able to figure out what hit him, but then again, Bartre is not able to figure out a lot of things.

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Re: Titania (vs Bartre)
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 04:14:37 AM »
This match is almost insulting to the beautiful Titania. Her opponent is a crude, ugly idiot, while she is a finely-tuned machine of battle, having trained for years to fight with her axe. When brute strength comes against relentless skill, skill almost always wins, and this case is no real exception. While Bartre is no doubt stronger than the Greil Mercenary, Titania possesses more than a little edge in intelligence, skill, finesse, and generally not being Bartre. She should be able to duck around the Warrior's axe attacks once or twice, and that's about all she needs to tilt the damage edge back into her favor. Bartre is not going to be able to figure out what hit him, but then again, Bartre is not able to figure out a lot of things, even less so when they have Titania's sheer elegance.
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