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Week 5 - Semifinals




Fou-Lu (BoF4) Fou-Lu vs Myria Myria (BoFs)

Laggy
High atop a battered platform wrecked by the recent barrage of Wailing Soul Slashes, Super Novas, and even stray !!!'s, Fou-lu stood poised at the edge of the arena. As the DL technicians worked frantically to alter the sun's position so that it would be precisely the same setting where the fateful battle between the two Yorae Dragon halves occurred, a lone girl stepped into the arena.

Fou, having long expected his opponent's arrival, was a little unsettled by the intrusion and the peculiar glowing eyes of this human. "Depart from here, child. Thou mayest come to harm should thy presence presist."

Unexpectedly, the girl began crying and sobbing uncontrollably, causing the dragon god to falter just slightly. He walked over and kneeled down, lifting her chin. "Why doth thou cry?"

Leaning over closer, she whispered in an eerie voice that, for some reason, made his divine blood chill: "Because you won't be my friend."

His eyes blazing with fury, Fou stepped back, the arrogance of his adversary stunning him. To have mocked him in such a manner! He raised his hand, fully expecting the roar of Tyrant to accompany it.

Silence.

His eyes widening slightly, he turned around... and saw, quite a distance away in the stands, the mauled form of a large black dragon being the most prominent feature. Not far from that, however, was a silver-haired Wingly with a long blade slung to his side, blood still dripping, and a look of burning revenge in his face.

"Damned mortal!" Fou swore, turning around, his body shimmering as he began to intuitively take the form of True Astral.

But it was all too late, as he faced the giant figure of a hydra, and was neatly swatted out of the arena with a wide swing of one of its heads before he could finish.

Fou-Lu: 17
Myria: 23




Auron (FFX) Auron vs Wugui Wugui (SH1)

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Wugui struck a pose, and the crowd went silent. They had seen what happened to Jowy and Geddoe the last two times he had used his trademark Game of Death attack. The crane attack fell in place, and Wugui strutted around the arena. "Having fun, Auron?"

Auron stood tall in the clearing dust, eyeing Wugui with disdain.

"Foolish demon. Your games will get nowhere with me. Let me show you what happens to demons in my world!"

Auron reached for his ever present jug, held it in the air, and pointed the Masamune at the demon with his sword arm. With speed that surprised everyone in the arena, Auron threw his jug at Wugui, soaking the former bartender in booze.

"Idiot. No magic tricks will work on me!"

Auron didn't respond to this. He drew Masamune straight up and threw it straight at Wugui's metallic belt buckle. The sparks from the block quickly caught, and Wugui was encased in flame.

"Who said anything about magic, demon?" With a final blow of Masamune to put Wugui out of his misery, Auron secured the win in typical stylish fashion.

Auron: 33
Wugui: 14




Jerin (Lufia1) Jerin vs Maya Amano Maya Amano (Pers2)

Nephrite
Jerin was ready to prove to everyone just what half-elves could do. Maya was there, fighting for her journalistic integrity, and to prove to all her friends that she was just as capable as anyone else.

Two women fighting to prove themselves.

Two women with offensive magic, and the ability to reflect said magic.

Two women with middling physical attack power.

The two of them drew straws.

Maya won.

Jerin: 7
Maya Amano: 18




Cecile (S3) Cecile vs Ronfar Ronfar (Lunar2)

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
I'll make this short: Stabby stab stab.

Well whaddya know, Cecile did the same thing. And afterwards, the Arena Janitor is going to have a fit.

Somedays it just doesn't pay to get out of Lunar...

Cecile: 31
Ronfar: 12

Johnny Depp vs. David Bowie

~mc/OK


DragoonJay
David Bowie can transfer his soul into another body, as hasbeen seen in his game Omikron: The Nomad Soul. So every time he gets killed, he just hops into another person. Meanwhile, Johnny Depp got a nasty hit on the head, and began regressing into his earlier roles. Around the time he hit the Ichabod Crane phase, Tifa took him out of his misery herself, then cried herself to sleep over losing such a sexy man.

Aggravated at this betrayal, Cloud unleashed his patented Omnislash on everyone in the immediate viscinity.

"Why... why must my life always be marred in bloodshed?"

A whisper on the wind answered Cloud's inner question.

"Because... you are a puppet..."


Johnny Depp: 16
David Bowie: 10
Cloud kills: 28

metroid composite
Johnny Depp took out Geodude in his Edward Scissorhands form. Geodude. I mean nothing beats Geodude. I think the winner of this match is obvious.

Zenthor

Two Godlikes among Godlikes are facing off, David Bowie and Johnny Depp. While I could go into a long rant about Johnny's physical stats being that much better than the dedicated mage Bowie, I think I'll just leave it at this.

Edward Scissorhands > Micropants.

Johnny Depp/Eddy Sciss wins his second match in the DL!

berserkergang
Didn't David name his kid Zowie? Making him/her...Zowie Bowie? See, that pisses me off. So does naming your kid Apple.

MepMasta
Any other celebrity alive would be omnislashed by cloud, but Depp is the single coolest actor ever and as we learn in Pirates he is a master of the tongue. He will have Cloud killing whats his face quicklike.

Jo'ou Ranbu
Johnny Depp is too sexy for the world. That breaks any FF character - particularly yaoi baits like Cloud and Sephy. The big problem, though, is that Cloud, Johnny and David Bowie would probably star their own doujinshi after this.