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Week 5 - Semifinals




Ghaleon (Lunars) Ghaleon vs Albedo Albedo (XS)

OblivionKnight
The arena stood still. Magus, the mighty sorceror, had fallen to Ryu, and it had stunned the audience. As Amy Sage and Hugh Thompson of the RPGDL Medical Support Squad raced out to pick up the pieces of the splattered sorceror, Albedo stood waiting in the wings.

"Finally" he whispered. "It's time"

Indeed, he was right. Not but a few minutes later, Rikku's voice rang out over the loudspeakers. "Alright! Now it's time for the match you've all been waiting for, the rematch between Albedo and Ghaleon for the Season Ten Championship Title! Everyone, give your warmest welcome to Godlike finalists Albedo and Ghaleon!"

The crowd roared with excitement, and it was all that Ghaleon could do to contain his joy. Easily, another championship was in his grasp. As he walked out to the arena proper to face his would-be opponent, he smirked: what could possibly go wrong?

At the opposite end of the arena, Albedo made his way out of the waiting area, and faced down his opponent. The crowd immediately died down, and watched as the two engaged in what looked to be a staring contest. After a minute, Ghaleon spoke up:

"Fool!" he yelled, his voice full of haughty confidence. "You've failed once before to defeat me, and yet you still wish for your own death in front of the denizens of the entire RPG multi-verse?"

Albedo cackled his usual maddening laugh. "We'll see, then!" he said, staring down his opponent.

At about that time, Wakka started making his way out from the announcer's booth towards the centre of the arena. "Alright, ya'" he said, looking back and forth between the two fighters, "keep it clean, and don't blow each other into pieces so small we can't find them. Got it? Good. Three, Two, One...GO!"

With that, the fight began.

Ghaleon immediately warped backwards toward his end of the arena, and unleashed his renowned Hell Wave at his white-haired opponent. The crowd gasped as the white beam of energy flew out from Ghaleon's palm and right towards Albedo was.

Or, to be more precise, where Albedo had been standing. The nimble URTV was way ahead of his less responsive opponent, and had already crossed behind his opponent. From there, he lept forward towards the Magic Emperor, throwing a flurry of punches into Ghaleon's face, stomache, arms and other sections of his body. The Magic Emperor held off a few of the blows, but the speed at which they came eventually overwhelmed even his formidable endurance, and he proceeded to take a severe beating.

"Ahahahahahahahaha!" Albedo laughed, as his last punch knocked the Magic Emperor to the ground. "What's this they say about the tortoise beating the hare? It appears the tides have been turned!"

But Ghaleon was not out yet. Holding out his hand, he readied a spell, and, as the URTV jumped down towards him in an attempt to finish him off, Ghaleon's voice rang with a cry of "Inferno!".

Scorching flames flew from Ghaleon's hands, burning Albedo knocking him onto the ground. Ghaleon slowly got up, put his hand into his cloak, and pulled out his sword. He walked up to the now grounded Albedo, and readied his blade with both his hands.

"Time to die, Pedo Boy!" he yelled, and brought his sword plunging down towards his enemy.

His sword, unfortunately for him, never made it to Albedo's body. With a quick gasp for breath, the URTV screamed "It's over!", clasped his fingers, and pointed at Ghaleon, unleashing his ultimate Fallen Angel attack. The shockwave knocked Ghaleon to the other end of the arena, and sent his sword flying into the air. Ghaleon slammed into the opposite wall, and slumped down, visibly in pain.

Albedo got up on his feet, and slowly limped over to his enemy. Ghaleon, battered and bruised, but still alive, slowly attempted to struggle to his feet. "Do you...*cough* really think...*cough* that this is...over? *cough*"

Albedo stopped, and smiled. "I do believe it is"

"Wha?" Ghaleon muttered, but was cut short as his chest was pierced...by his own errant blade.

The crowd was stunned. For nearly a minute, the entirety of the DL was in silence. Then, it was as if the whole world had erupted in cheering for the new Godlike champion. Albedo had done it: he had beaten his nemesis and silenced his detractors. Victory never tasted so sweet.

Ghaleon: 15
Albedo: 16

Lord Windscar
Ghaleon stood ready in the ring, poised to take on Albedo in a rematch

RIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIING!

Ref: Sorry, that's my cell phone *answers* Hello?

Hospital Staff: I'm sorry to inform you that Albedo...his head has been shot off, and he cannot compete today.

Ref: So what? He has his head shot off every 20 minutes.

Hospital Staff: Well you see, he tried to rape Alma again, but Ramza borrowed Mustadio's gun and shot Albedo in the head...so he's here and recuperating...I'm sorry he cannot compete today...HEY YOU OVER THERE, QUIET DOWN!

Faint voice of Albedo: Come here ma nurse peche, let me cleanse your body and you can cleanse mine. Ahahahaha!

Everyone in the stadium: O_o

Albedo's father (Hospital Staff): Shut ur trap, you're supposed to be faking death so you don't have to get your ass kicked by Ghaleon again, not playing with more of your robotic 'dolls'

Albedo's father: I'm really sorry, he just can't compete today, bye! *click*

Ghaleon sighs as he is declared the Season 10 Godlike champion.

Ghaleon: But I can still have fun! *Double casts Hell Wave on the audience*

Sir Chris
It's Ghaleon... I mean how can you even vote for his opponent? Have you not played his game?

Guruuvu no Akujin
Ghaleon wins, hands down. He's got high stats all around and his magic skills are top notch. Furthermore, while Ghaleon likes being dramatic, Albedo is an overconfident fool who'd leave himself wide open. Ghaleon is also incredibly durable and, while we're at it, could teleport out of any danger and he has incredible spells for all occasions. I say Albedo winds up as a battery for the Grindery.

berserkergang
Poor, poor Albedo. Poor mistaken Albedo.





Magus (Janus Zeal) (CT) Magus (Janus Zeal) vs Ryu Ryu (BoF2)

gorha
The only way to be stronger than a badass with a shady past, i.e. Magus, is to be completely emotionless. As a silent main character, Ryu is completely emotionless.

...Also: G.Drgn, Guts.

Magus (Janus Zeal): 13
Ryu: 24

Guruuvu no Akujin
This one is a little bit closer. Magus comes out on top, but Ryu would have a chance outside the world of strict RPG fighting. Magus' superior speed allows him to move first. Dark Matter takes out Ryu before he moves.

Meeplelard
Magus looked read up on Ryu, to see what he was up against. He read that Ryu was the son of a human Priest, and a Dragon, making him half Dragon. Magus now attempted to recall if a Dragon was anything to worry about, since he's fought some oddball opponents in the past. His defeats were at the hadns of:
A frog holding the legendary, Masamune with the help of a Spikey Haired Hero, a Robot from the Future, Tomboyish Princess, and arrogant Inventor.
A giant turtle from outspace, with powers enough to wipe out entire planets after feeding on them for 65,001,999 years
The world renowned Female General of Alexandria who is famous for never having lost a fight

Well, Ryu wasn't a Frog, nor was he a turtle, and he certainly wasn't a girl, so Magus went tino the fight confident...

Imagine how suprised he was when Ryu unleashed his trademark G. Dragon, and smacking Magus half way accross the planet with its might blast.

It was at this point, Magus realized he should focus on the matches at hand instead of previous losses...





Lenus (LoD) Lenus vs Cait Sith Cait Sith (FF7)

Jatsuya
With a throw of Lenus' weapons, "the cat's out of the bag."

Lenus: 25
Cait Sith: 4

Guruuvu no Akujin
Caith Sith is relatively weak and useless in the world of FF7. Lenus is only a bit villain and despite being a dragoon constantly, and having a dragon at her command, it takes all of four or five rounds to take them both down. They probably both get paper cuts and die before the fight starts.





Elly van Houten (XG) Elly van Houten vs Lucied Lucied (WAs)

Guruuvu no Akujin
Lucied. Easy. I like Elly as a character, and if her Ether abilties were ever actually at 400, that might be something. On the other hand, Ether in Xenogears is near worthless, she has few HP, low defenses and low attack power. Lucied on the other hand is the partnered to the coolest demon in WA. Even if Elly beats Luceid- "The cycle of desire never ends. Lucied can never die." Luceid will just revive and keep going.

Elly van Houten: 12
Lucied: 15

White Wolf Showdown

Vaynard vs Luca Blight

~superaielman


OmegaRyuji
Anyone remotely associated with Tidus is a pig. Both Tidus and Vaynard use Caladblog, therefore Vaynard is a pig.

Anyone who is hangs out with a pig is also a pig. Therefore, Vaynard's little dragon friends are all pigs.

Luca Blight likes to slaughter pigs.

Of course, Luca < 18 pigs.

But, Luca > 3 pigs.


Luca Blight: 20
Vaynard: 7

Hunter Sopko

Vaynard is a Blue elemental... even if he does get a counterattack for each of Luca's, Luca still gets three fire slashes to two Vaynard strikes... with Luca's durability, he's got a Vaynard barbeque to plan.