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Albedo vs Grahf
Jatsuya Understand that, while Grahf has more power, he isn't as invincible as Albedo. Shoot Albedo's head off, and it grows back; shoot Grahf's head off, and the fight is over. Albedo: 23 Besekergang
Menardi vs Anastasia Valeria
Zenthor You see, I could go into a long rant about how Menardi's damage is poor enough and her ID rate low enough that Anastasia only has to wait for the time to pull a full Impulse, or I could go into story teller mode and detail the battle blow by blow, but this match really doesn't deserve either. Even if I told it poorly. Let's just say that this Menardi is no more. This is an Ex-Menardi. Menardi: 8 
Celes Chere vs Endora
superaielman The black queen reared her evil head, and let loose a cold laugh. "What can you, a piffling little girl, do against me? I have legions of monsters at my beck and call, Black Magics from the great Sage Rashidi, and the driving will to use them all!" Celes looked calm, and fired off a Flare spell at Endora. To the Black Queen's horror, the spell fused her mouth shut, preventing her from using magic. Drawing her sword, Celes closed in. "And thus, pride in your downfall.." Celes Chere: 15 besekergang
Saturos vs Kuja
Nanashi Well... at least Saturos can say he has the cooler battle theme. Too bad it's pretty much the only advantage he has over Kuja. Saturos: 2
Asellus vs Surt
OblivionKnight "Rawr! I am a woman with Green Hair! I have Ultima! I am a half-Esper! Rawr! I like women! Rawr!" Quickly, Asellus was nuked by a powerful Flare Strike attack from the mighty Surt. "Hah. You were right on all of that, except for the "Rawr" part. I know for a fact Terra only screams that in the bedroom. The rest...you did a good job acting." Asellus: 11 
Grobyc vs Alex
Cmdr_King Grobyc is the Porre Army's secret weapon, the fruit of years of development. Presumably, he cost a lot of money. Would any sane planner send such an investment against Dragonmaster Alex? I sure wouldn't. As such, Grobyc never showed for the match, and Alex won by default. Grobyc: 2 berserkergang
Flik vs Ryu
Meeplelard For all that Flik is the Blue Lightning, and for all that his Lightning Rune is powerful...he ironically falls victum to Ryu's Thunder Dragon just as easily as most others... To say nothing of G. Dragon... Flik: 9 
Justin vs Melbu Frahma
superaielman To say Rune was in a bad mood would be gross understatment. Not only had he been owned by Justin twice in as many weeks, his moronic nemesis had managed to earn an upgrade to heavy before him! This was the utlimate insult to Rune, to be left behind in middle while that idiot disgraced himself in a new division. This time, Rune had a full proof plan to outwit Justin, and send the fool back to middle where he belonged... "Entering the ring, our most recent middle champion, Justin! Our heroic fighter not only just won an upgrade, but for the first time in six seasons, he's alongside his wife Feena in the same divison!" The crowd roared at this. Rune's faced settled into a silent snarl as Justin stood in the ring, grinning to the crowd. His wife Feena stood by him, with a glowing look on her face. "Hmmph. My source was foolproof. That fool drew a final boss this round. No way can he best such a fighter." Rune's thoughts settled onto his own epic (and in his mind, a fight singlehandly won by him) battle against Profound Darkness. "And our opponent for our hero, a late game boss." The crowd grew silent at the news, and Rune stood at attention, wondering who would spell doom for Justin. Would it be Rofel would fells the idiot? Yuber? Or.. maybe his ancient rival, Lassic? Such a result would amuse him.. .."Melbu Frahma!" Rune's face fell into a look of utter shock. Of all the heavies the idiot could have drawn.. he gets that loser? Rune didn't notice that he had spoken the words outloud. Melbu, however, did notice. "FOOL. YOU DARE SLANDER THE GREATEST OF ALL WINGLIES. PREPARE TO DIE." Normally, Rune would rather walk over an ocean of broken glass before doing anything to help Justin. However.. this...this... Melbu, had insulted his pride, at a time when said pride had taken a beating from Justin. "Fool? You, the joke of the RPGDL, dare call me a fool? You prepare to die!" With his usual posing and style, Rune blasted off his strongest attack. Legeon knocked Melbu across the ring, and although it didn't deal major damage, it had left an impact on the Wingly. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THA-" Melbu's tirade was underrupted by Justin. "Thor Cut!" The move sent Melbu all the way back to the other end of the ring, where Rune was waiting. "Hah. Idiot boy thinks he can outslug me? Legeon!" Melbu was knocked back and forth between the fighters, getting pummeled by the extreme physical and magical offense the two were throwing out. The exchange went on until Justin was out of SP, and Rune out of Legeons. "Annnd.. match start!" Without noticing it, Rune and Justin had pounded Melbu before the fight even began. Melbu made a single feeble attempt to damage Justin, and fell to the ground in a cut and scorched heap after Justin returned fire with his physical. "Winner, Justin!" With that, Justin walked over to Rune, and grinned. "Thanks for the help, friend. I might not have been able to win that adventure without you!" .."Friend? I kidnapped Feena, tried to kill you twice, and have done nothing but harass you! How can we be friends?! Justin shrugged, and stuck out his hand. "That doesn't matter. We just had a great adventure together, and that makes everyone friends. Shake?" Rune looked at Justin with obvious loathing, and sighed. "Best I put this behind me... I have other worries coming up." With those words, Rune shook Justin's hand, and left the arena. Justin: 12
Ershin vs Gafgarion, Gaff
Cmdr_King As we all know, Ershin is a slave to the whims of Deis, who typically uses Ershin to do her grunt work for her. On this particular day, Deis was looking for some fresh man-sevants. Upon the start of Ershin's match, she was immediately disgusted. "Just look at him! He's unkempt! And that grey mustache! No no no! He won't do at all!" Ershin immediately turned around. "Whatever you say, Ershin." "Gah! I've told you repeatedly not to call me that! Oh, never mind. We're leaving!" "Yes, Ershin." Ershin: 14 besekergang
Sheena Lepant vs Berserk
Starphoenix das Helpoemer Sheena VS. Bel... *Checks name again* Belselk. Um... wow... just wow. Doesn't Sheena get an Earth Rune at the very least? So... like, he gets to Counterattack Belselk's physical, deal Earth damage to him, and Canopy Defense whatever else Belselk might throw at him. To be honest, Belselk died too quickly when I fought him before. An event like this can be chalked up to two things: Overleveling or Underpowered Boss. Now, if Belselk really has as bad magic defense as has been expressed... exactly what is that going to be like for him once Sheena Earthquakes him? And if Sheena opts for the Lightning Rune... um... isn't that just mean? Sheena Lepant: 22 cwazymammal@hotmail.com
Lilka Eleniak vs Cait Sith
Meeplelard Lilka was confident. With her Parasoul in hand, and infinite Supply of Magic spells, and the fact that her opponent was a stuffed animal, not to mention condition green prevented Cait Sith's status, she was ready to take on anything... That is until Cait Sith used his OTHEr Materia, and started pretending he was Lilka's Sister, in her head, and somehow, drove Lilka insane, and thus, she forfeited the Match. Well, it looks like that useless Manipulate Materia has finally found some good use besides getting some Enemy Skills afterall... Lilka Eleniak: 19 cwazymammal@hotmail.com
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Rikku vs Domingo
OK of Solaris Ah, Domingo. A solid little bugger: lots of magical punch, plenty of defensive powers...plus tentacles. Come on, do the math. Rikku = young female RPG character; Domingo = tentacled RPG character...Rikku never even shows up for the match. Rikku: 8
Stallion vs Kiros Seagil
Starphoenix das Helpoemer In Stallion's favor: - Speed - Range - Elfness (Who knows? Some people dig that) In Kiros' favor: - Decent Limit(?) Run away, Stallion! For great justice! Stallion: 18 
Nina Wyndia vs Llewelyn
Lord Windscar Llewelyn...luckily for you, you draw the 3rd most pathetic character in light. Unluckily for you, you ARE the 2nd most pathetic character in light. Several strong spells later, you get fried to a crisp. Nina Wyndia: 23 
Lucied vs Malak Galthana
OblivionKnight Come on people....it's freaking Malak. He who is owned by a sniping engineer. He whose sister is far hotter than him. He who comes from the worst game in existance. Seriously...you have to be on some good crack if you think Malak can beat anything. And if you do happen to think Malak wins a match...mind directing me to said crack? Lucied: 25 Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Jogurt vs Pikachu
OmegaRyuji Jogurt was going into a match with one thing in mind; Jogurt + Enemy = Dead Jogurt. So, right when the fight began, he called in his VP hamster friends. While Jogurt did get disqualified, Pikachu got his worst beating since a Tyranitar hit him with a Swords Danced Earthquake. Sometimes being the loser isn't so bad... Jogurt: 7 besekergang
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