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TimeLord vs Cloud of Darkness
Meeplelard Timelord, like any good master of controlling the temporal elements would, reviewed the matches his opponent was in. "Hmm...that Bad Breath move is clearly her biggest threat, I'll have to end this fight quickly before she uses it," he thought to himself, watching her win against Celes... Then he saw her next two matches and realized a short match wasn't exactly conceivable, even for someone like him. Seeing a direct victory being impossible he looked at his...less honorable indirect ones. Magic Girl form? No, she's already female, and lacks its punch when the enemy isn't an Elven Emperor who has mastered the arcane arts. Rewrite History to make a friend look better? Ok, while Cloud of Darkness is Edge bait, that won't exactly help in this scenario since the two have yet to meet each other...though Timelord does know that won't last long, it still has yet to happen. Force Albedo to deal with his own troubled childhood self at the same time? No, that...would only have the reverse effects in this case, if any effect at all. Unleash the Norgard Defense force? ...unsure how THAT option got into his bag of tricks, he considered it for a second. Then he considered the ups of it. Yeah, there's...no way this would lead to a win, but if nothing else, it would serve for some good entertainment! Also beats a simple forfeit... ---- "Lets get her guys!" Duran shouted charging the Cloud of Darkness head on as she charged a particle beam. There were lots of explosions, screaming of both pain and delusions of grandeur, and somewhere you could see Alonso's spleen in the mix. "So, wait, how did you get them to fight without being disqualified immediately?" The Black Knight asked Timelord. "Oh, simple. Its the Norgard Defense Force; they're destined to fail. I even checked the future to make sure that this scenario couldn't go wrong! Besides, if they DO win, good for me, right?" "And if I had agreed to fight alongside them?" "...now we both know you aren't that stupid...and I know for a fact that even honor has its limits" Timelord said as the image of Gares flying over their heads several miles above them could be seen. The end result? Timelord lost, as expected. However, this was only a technical loss. Why? He didn't get hurt at all, despite his opponent being "Kill first in most painful way possible, never even consider the 'ask questions' option. He got entertainment watching the DL Idiot Squad futily and stubbornly attack her at the same time as that. And lastly, if anything, he got on the CLoud of Darkness' GOOD side, despite this, since by replacing himself with the NDF in an inevitable loss gave her that many more victims to slaughter all at once. So in the end, everyone wins, right? Well, besides the NDF, but that's a given in all scenarios. TimeLord: 15 RadLink5
Barubary
Riou vs Georg Prime
Pyro Georg has killed one True Rune user, whats to stop him from killing another? A Forgiver Sign to the face. That's what. You're good Georg, but Riou is going back to Godlike and anything that gets in his way is getting a taste of what a True Rune is really capable of in the right hands. Riou: 43 Hornet
James_xeno
Boyd vs Beowulf Kadmus
Joou Ranbu Usually, it's hard to argue with an axe to the face, as DL canon dictates. And Boyd, well aware of this fact, swept his way into Middle finals this season thanks to his trusty silver hatchets. However, as a chicken'd Boyd tried to uselessly flail against Beowulf, the mystical knight just went ahead and plucked his feathers one by one. The threat of deep-frying a Greil poultry merc for a charity dinner was enough for the judges to give Beo the match, anyhow. Lesson learned is that it's hard to argue with an axe to the face, but arguing against fowl abuse can be even harder. Boyd: 6 Taishyr
Jet Enduro vs Rude
superaielman Two strong, silent types battling it out for the Light title. Neither is especially flawed, nor is either really overpowered. They are what they are, a couple of lower end middles fighting for the chance to be cannon fodder in next season's Middle. What can make this fight interesting? YAOI FANGIRLS. Yes. Jet machined gunned more of them than Rude could smash, earning a victory. Rude.. Rude was caught. Rude is currently playing dressup with Kuja while several dozen fangirls read bad fanfiction involving him and the rest of the turks. Jet Enduro: 30 | ||||||||||||
