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Lady vs Indalecio
SageAcrin A glorious explosion. One man, floating above it all. Laughing. The end would come to all who had denied him! --- "We really need to get Blue on anti-depressants or something." Ghaleon noted, as he watched Blue fly away from the scorched arena. "He does this every time he even considers that he's never been on a date." "..." Terra stared blankly at the scorched earth. "...Can we just say Lady won because her Umbral kept her from blowing up?" "It makes as much sense as reviving him only to have Lady redo the job, at any rate." Hrist shrugged. Lady: 26 
Luis Virgil vs Loki
Meeplelard Virgil reviewed the match over and over again. He ran computer simulators, ran mathematical calculations (well, no, he didn't, he just blackmailed several of the smartest strategists in the DL involving a certain incident...you know the one...well, no, you don't, cause there are a lot of those, but you get the idea...to do it for him, but that's not the point!), even tried to roleplay the fight with action figures, in order to get a feel for the fight! ...all results ended in failure. Virgil knew he couldn't win; a madman like Loki was not his forte. So what did he do? Made a phone call of course! The day of the match arrived. Virgil wasn't anywhere in sight. Loki was about to laugh at his easily claimed victory...until a big blue sphere of light enclosed the arena, and Loki...well, there wasn't much remaining of him. Of course, everyone KNOWS Virgil lacks a move like that, so it was obvious there was some cheating involved. Naturally, Loki got the win by default. ----- "So let me get this straight, Terra, you just blew up the opponent of the same guy who defeated you last round...why?" said Celes. "Well, he did admit he couldn't win for starters, so rather than show up, have to deal with one of Loki's ridiculous prebattle rants only to lose and be in pain, it'd just be easier to go out the indignified way, by watching Loki get nuked from the side lines, and merely lose by interference." "Uh-huh...that still doesn't explain WHY you helped Virgil though." "Oh, that? Well, he's not such a bad guy once you get to know him! In fact, its thanks to him, the kids can sleep easier at night knowing a certain...friend of his...won't be bothering them anytime soon." Terra replied " That, and the fact that its always fun to make a fool of Loki..." she said winking. Needless to say, while Virgil did in fact lose the fight...many would deem him the unofficial winner. But then again, that's a common occurrence here anyway, isn't it? Luis Virgil: 13
Decus vs Edge Eblan
DragonKnight Zero Ahhahaha, last time Edge took on a boss with powerful fire attacks he ended up as paste. What could be different this time? Well, Edge could drive in with a fire truck and turn the hose on Decus. He'd be disqualified of course but at least he wouldn't suffer third degree burns. But Edge's pride won't allow him to go that path. Anyhow... "Explode." Decus' attack engulfed the entire arena including the first few rows. Even without a sound to grab his attention, Edge's ninja senses detected a smug Orlandu behind him in the stands. Lowering a Flame Shield, Orlandu holds up a familiar binder which has started to burn. "My photos!" Summoning ninja magic, Edge douses the flames with a light water spell, enough as to prevent further damage to his precious photos. He then smirks at Orlandu, "Thought you could trick me into charging out of the ring did you old man? Well I'm smarter than..." "BURN" KO. That moment of distraction was enough for Decus to punch Edge's lights out. Evasion doesn't help when one's not watching one's back. "That was interference!" exclaims Edge from the burn ward. "NEGATIVE" supplies Fujin. "... didn't interfere with your ability to fight. Therefore no interference." adds Shadow. "Dammit!" Decus: 44 
Saki Inugami vs Feena
SageAcrin Two women. One young and inexperienced, with full mastery over whips and daggers and mystical arts. The other old, with the experience that comes of full age, with a monstrous demon form capable of ripping off anything and everything in a battle. There would be no quarter given, these two would give it all in a sweaty combat the likes of which few have ever seen! --- "...hah...hah....damn, that was a workout. Glad I didn't have to kill Edge." Yuri said, puffing, as he toss Seigfried's broken body on top of Sten's. "Damn if I'm going to let them try to get all perverted with my aunt, though. For one thing, I might have to see pictures." Yuri muttered, shuddering. And so, the match ended normally, with nothing untoward happening... --- "...well, I know you went to a lot of trouble, Yuri, so I brought you a little present." Saki said, smiling. "It was no-wait, what the hell?" Yuri sputtered, as he unwrapped his present. "Oh, I knew you were busy staving off idiots, so I decided to give you a present that no perverts but my darling nephew could appreciate. As such, I transformed and ripped off Feena's shirt before the match started and had a friend take a picture. Got me disqualified, but I didn't really mind. I knew you'd like it." Saki smiled. "...okay... you...you are the best aunt ever." Yuri finally managed. Saki Inugami: 16 Flon
Tear Grants vs Tengaar
SageAcrin Two women. Playing chess in parkas. Little did they understand that Edge was in a match and Yuri was busy killing all of the other perverts. Their choice of clothing, normally useful here, was pointless... As the blazing summer sun shone down on their outdoor match. And shone down. And shone down... And shone down.... You know, they really should have had a timer....... --- "...I don't...understand this...this is some kind of a beautiful dream, isn't it?" Brey asked, stunned, as Tengaar and Tear played chess in their underwear, parkas discarded on the arena floor, as the fourth hour of their chess match wore on. "I mean, there's no one bothering them, and they're..I...they....this...what?" "Oh, just enjoy it." Lexis grinned, as he munched popcorn, one of the few inhabitants of the nearly empty arena. Tengaar's chess victory was closely won, as the two were nearly an even match. Tear was, fortunately, far more flustered, however, by the choice between stripping or heat stroke. There would be no record of this match, no photos. The judges had fallen asleep before in the first hour, as had most of the sparse crowd, and were only woke after the victory and subsequent re-robing... Only a dedicated, nerdy few, interested enough in a chess match after three hours saw what truly happened. And it will be a beautiful secret they carry to the end of their days. Tear Grants: 19 
Hahn Mahlay vs Brad Evans
SageAcrin A railgun is a beautiful thing. Massive. Broad. Long. Majestic, impressive, imposing... Capable of bringing any target to their knees. --- "But it's really kinda overcompensating, isn't it?" Hahn noted, as Brad crumpled to the ground, a victim of Hahn's deadly instant death spells. "I mean, really." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to sleep with my girlfriend." Hahn commented to Brad's corpse. Hahn Mahlay: 28 DragonKnight Zero
Viktor vs Jewel
SageAcrin A True Rune...to be defeated by a simple, common Water Rune? Due to the patheticness of his wielder! The humiliation the Star Dragon Sword was suffering! This common fool couldn't possibly wield his power in any way worth noting! This was pathetic! Disgraceful! Idiotic! There was only one thing to be done. --- "I don't think it counts as a win, if you have Fou-Lu use the sword, even if he isn't transforming..." Flik noted, as he watched the match begin. "Eh. If it shuts the sword up, I can lose a match." Viktor muttered. "He was threatening to sell me into slavery to Albedo. I wouldn't put it past the stupid dull razor to find a way to." Viktor: 22 
Stallion vs Erk
SageAcrin Run, Stallion! Run like the wind! Your ultimate talent will be the end of Erk! Run, for everlasting peace! --- "...that was stupid." Erk noted, as he, along with the rest of the crowd, stared blankly at Stallion's body, plastered against the arena wall. Nope. Stallion runs fast. But he still can't run up walls. Next time, he really needs to use a door. Stallion: 21
Platforming Leaps and Bounds SageAcrin And so, the four sets of heros set out, on their incredible quest. Who among them could possibly defeat the dangers ah- 
... ._. Mario and Toadstool: 12 X and Zero: 7 Jude and Dean: 3 Lenneth and Alicia: 9 No one: 14 Sei
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Lezard Valeth
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