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Zophar vs Jenna Angel
AAA Zophar's got Fate Storm and everything. And that's cool, Fate Storm's cool. But Jenna has several things that he doesn't. Like an actual skillset, including several nasty tricks for PC's, durability up the wazoo, plot, and other things. Including male genitalia. So I guess you can say Jenna simply had the balls to go toe-to-toe with the terror of Godlike. You could. I wouldn't. Zophar: 18
Ted vs Lassic
superaielman "Soul eater is here A dark portal into hell Lassic perishes " "Judgement is at hand Algol's greatest human foe The evil king, slain" --- "So which is better, Master Tir?" "..." "The first. I thought so. For such a dark creature, you'd think Lassic would do better against Judgement. No matter." Ted: 29
Rutee Katrea vs Gale
Xeroma At last, Rutee finally earned what she had been training so hard for, and against all sorts of odds. No more princesses and moon people to get in her way, she decisively claims her final prize... ...wait, a trophy? You underestimate Rutee, clearly. On the awards ceremony, she stole every dime off the DL's biggest officials and made a grand escape, taking the trophy with her as a mere bonus. Needless to say, very few people were happy, but Rutee didn't care. Now, about that vacation... Rutee Katrea: 23
Joker vs Ricardo Gomez
AAA Ricardo champed. Let that sink in for a second. Ricardo. Champed. Light. .... Okay, I think that's enough time for reflection. So, good job, Ricardo, you got a championship and I think a repeat is not happening. So hold that trophy with honor, dude. You're not getting another one. Joker's a tough old bird so I think he'll be okay. But you know who's the real winner in all this? The good people behind Guns in Guitars Inc. From flamethrowers to rockets to good 'ole fashioned bullets, Guns in Guitars has it all for any guitar you can think of. Acoustic, electric, whatever. You got it, they'll make it defy the very laws of physics! Get yours today! Prices as low as 299. ....what? I've got to pay the bills somehow, and unlike SOME imaginary people I can't go outside and start slaughtering wildlife to acquire funds. Joker: 8
Casting Call mepmep "So in this script the two of us go to MarioWorld and are helping orphans?" Nadir nodded as he glanced from Terra to Albedo, "Yes, although it's a play... they're not real orphans." "I love orphans!" Terra was apparently ignoring that this was a play. "Yes... I love orphans too." Albedo could barely hide his smirk. Terra glanced at Albedo, lacking the least bit of suspicion, "People say such bad thing about you Albedo, I can't see why though." *********** Sadly, the children's musical never happened. Albedo changed the script a bit and shit hit the fan during rehearsal. Peach's advisors tried to cover it up as much as possible, but coverups don't work in today's world. Albedo added a bathtime scene to the play. Terra was oblivious. Nadir showed up when Terra, Albedo, and a dozen "orphans" were in the showers together. Albedo blasted Nadir, saying that he was ruining the mood. Terra was apparently still oblivious. No one knows for sure just how long this went on, but sources tell us that an "orphan" finally clued Terra in on what Albedo was doing. If you go to RPGDLtube you can still see the footage of Albedo being Killed and ressurected by Terra for a solid half hour. Thankfully the rest of the footage was erased, and Albedo can't remember a thing because of his numerous killings. Morale of the story: No matter how oblivious someone may be to the most obvious issues, they will eventually figure out what is going on and Ultima your ass. Steiner and Kanon: 10 Crono and Tir: 11 Terra and Albedo: 18 Ryu and Bowser: 13 Lezard Valeth
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