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Week 5 - Semifinals




Sephiroth (FF7) Sephiroth vs Melfice Melfice (G2)

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All-in-all, it's a close battle, with Sephiroth having the advantage in pure damage and Melfice winning in variety. However, there's one thing Melfice cannot ( nor would he WANT to ) touch:
Sephiroth's is bigger.
There's nothing Melfice can do to stop the mighty phallic blade of Sephiroth from piercing the horned armour of the horns of Valmar and completely raping any hopes of his victory. Bigger is better!

Sephiroth: 7
Melfice: 2




Jack van Burace (WA) Jack van Burace vs Luca Blight Luca Blight (S2)

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Riou, with some of the finest tactical minds on his world by his side, an army at his back and the power of a true rune at his command, had to resort to a pitched battle and some creative treason to defeat the Mad Prince of the Highlands. Jack, meanwhile has a sword, some skills, and a talking rat for a strategist. I'll let you make the comparison, and how this relates to pork products.

Jack van Burace: 3
Luca Blight: 9




Sonya Shulen (S1) Sonya Shulen vs Nina Wyndia Nina Wyndia (BoF1)

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Nina leads off with Hold. End of story. Well, not really. But how many rounds of using Hush, Ag-Up, Fort, Shield, and the like do we need to hear about?

Sonya Shulen: 4
Nina Wyndia: 6

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As everyone knows, it's impossible to engage in melee combat when the opposition is flying out of range. A fact that Nina finally used to her advantage as she simply flew above the arena dropping death (or stones) from above until Sonya simply gave up in frustration.





Tengaar (Suikos) Tengaar vs Locke Cole Locke Cole (FF6)

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Locke has to hope to wait out Revenger Earth, or that ID will kick in with the Wing Edge on the first shot. However, barring a lucky strike, then Locke's gonna tank it out, and have you ever heard of a tankish thief?

Tengaar: 8
Locke Cole: 4

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Tengaar opened with her usual Earthquake...only to Learn Locke had done his homework, and was wearing a nice suit of Gaia Gear being healed from the attack. Imagine Hix's face when he Locke's Valiant Knife in Tengaar's Back a few minutes later...


A Very Swordy Bonus Match:
Fighter vs Dekar
vs.
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With massive appologies to RC for comming up with this match (by saying he didn't want to see it) and to MEM and BCB for the presentation format.


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"Ha! I like swords!" Fight shouted, hoping to get an early edge in the war of words before the swordplay began.

"Well, my only love is my blade!" Dekar returned.

"Well... If you love it so much, why don't you marry it!" Fighter congratulated himself at the sheer wit of this one as he finished saying.

Dekar stood there in shocked silence for a bit before he replied. "You know... you're right!" And then he promptly left the ring to find a preacher.

As for Fighter, not only did this mean that he won the fight, but he got to be the Best Man at the wedding too!


Fighter: 13
Dekar: 1

RC
Fighter: I like swords!

Dekar: My love is my sword!

Fighter: I like swords more.

Dekar: No, I do.

Fighter: My sword's longer than your sword.

Dekar: My sword's thicker than your sword.

Fighter: Mine is still better.

Dekar: No, mine is. When I polish it, I can't put my hand around it.

Fighter: I need two hands to polish my sword. See! *rub, rub, rub*

Dekar: I polish faster! *rubrub, rubrub, rubrub*

Fighter: *rub, rub, rub, rub, rub*

Dekar: *rub, rubrub, rub, rubrub*

Fighter: *rub, rub, rub* My grip is superior as well!

Zeal: ENOUGH! Some people are trying to live!

Dekar: *rub, rubrub, rubrub*

Meliadoul: How disgusting and offensive. Hellcry Punch!

Dekar: Nooooooooo!!!

Reina: X-Zone!

Text Box: Dekar was thrown into the Cleft of Dimension!

Zeal: Hallation!

Meliadoul: Hellcry Punch!

Reina: X-Zone!

Text Box: Fighter was thrown into the Cleft of Dimension!

Meliadoul: So... who won?

Reina: Well, we got rid of Fighter last...

Zeal: I guess. ...perverts...


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