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Week 5 - Semifinals




Sephiroth (FF7) Sephiroth vs Luis Virgil Luis Virgil (XS1)

Sei
Earth scorched to charcoal black, ring reduced to mere dust, the very air warped from heat...

Such was the battlefield of Sephiroth and Virgil, as was fitting for two Godlike bosses battling for the right to be crowned champion.

Two currently tired Godlike bosses to be more specific, seeing how both had used up almost all of their resources showing off one spectacular display of power after another. Flinging spells that rival the best works of Industrial Light and Magic didn't come cheap, after all.

"...I'm impressed that you were able to weather all those blows, puppet." The one-winged angel said while panting, favoring his left leg while clutching his sword arm.

"You're not... so bad, yourself pretty boy." The addict responded with much effort. The side of his face now sported more scars than usual, not to mention a generous amount of blood.

"One blow to decide this match?" The perfect SOLDIER suggested as he began gathering eldritch energies within his hand

"Heh. If you have any strength left in you." The former marine chuckled out as strong winds blew his tattered robe to and fro.

"Shadow-" "Eternal-"

"HOLY CRAP! IS THAT ROSA AND ELC MAKING OUT IN THE BALCONY?"

And with those words, all eyes in the arena moved towards said balcony, immediately forgetting all about the match for something they will most likely regret after a few moments.

"-Flare!"

Well, almost all eyes.

Taking great care not to aggravate his wounds too much, Sephy walked over to Virgil's crumpled body and kicked it a few times to make sure that he's down.

Only then did he glance out at the drunken couple making out on the balcony, totally oblivious to the papparazi's camera's.

"Please..." he snorted. "That is absolutely nothing compared to some of Hojo's cross-breeding experiments."

Sephiroth: 34
Luis Virgil: 21

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Sephiroth: "So, Virgil, we meet again..."
Virgil: "So it would seem, Sephiroth..."
Sephiroth: "............ DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"





Seed (S2) Seed vs Rosa Harvey Rosa Harvey (FF4)

gasman
Simply enough, Silent Lake hasn't been stopped yet, and Rosa isn't going to have enough power to beat seed, match Seed.

Seed: 39
Rosa Harvey: 20

Hate Hate Hate
Poor Seed.

He's about to come face to face with one of the most terrifying things ever to walk the face of the Earth(or whatever he calls his world): A pissed off woman of the white mage class(just read 8-Bit Theater and you'll see what I mean).





Fiora (FE7) Fiora vs Kyra Tierny Kyra Tierny (PS4)

Jo'ou Ranbu
Kyra and Fiora had rather painstaking battles throughout the season. So, they decided their match would be decided differently this time. The thing is, Fiora also read lullaby stories to children in Ilia as a backout job aside being a Pegasus Knight... so, she decided the match would be a Rabbit vs. Turtle style race. The judges agreed to that, for all that it sounded very odd.

Now, Fiora racing against a bare-footed mage while she had a swift pegasus to use was deemed too unfair. Kyra needed a mount. The DL committee searched all around for animals she could use to ride, but, apparently, all the Suiko mounts and Pokémon were out of commission. Something about a vacation in Costa Del Este or whatever. The only one that was available to Kyra was... Blastoise, who, due to a big hangover with Cagnazzo last week, missed the bus to Costa Del Este. The turtle, despite the heartbreak, agreed happily to be Kyra's mount.

The result of the race? Kyra won. Despite the swiftness and elegance of Fiora's pegasus, it just couldn't keep up with Blastoise's high-powered waterblast dashes. Kyra's constant castings of Nafoi to raise steam and confuse Fiora's sight didn't help either.

Kyra, since then, decided to adopt Blastoise as a pet, which was viewed oddly by some people in the DL. Apparently, yaoi isn't the only variation of disturbing sexual contents in RPGs.

Fiora, on the other hand, didn't get off so bad. A few days later, she managed to reinforce Ilia's army with a battalion of Blastoise Mage Knights. And she got a promotion out of the idea. While it wasn't nearly as cash-fulfilling as a Middle belt prize, it still helped her pay the loan she got from Farina in order to buy a new swimsuit.

Fiora: 15
Kyra Tierny: 31




Luna (Lunar1) Luna vs Rico Banderas Rico Banderas (XG)

superaielman
Goddesses are truly creatures of limitless power and ability.

However, have you ever seen one take a chain of piledrivers from a giant mutant with orange hair, and live? Didn't think so.

Luna: 31
Rico Banderas: 34

Sei
Who'd have thought that, if applied with just the right angle and momentum, Luna's Dream Cane would make a very audible, meaty smack. And who'd have thought that Rico's Steel Body technique doesn't give him balls of steel as well?

Not the audience members that's for sure, as they collectively watched the cross-eyed wrestler slowly keel over like the fall of man.

gasman
It would be a good match, but all Rico has to do is build his build his AP and Luna is going to be dead. Period. Xenogears and Xenosaga are both going to have champions when the day is through.

Hate Hate Hate
Poor Luna.

All of her high-powered healing skills are of little use when her opponent can inflict several rounds worth of damage in ONE round,overpowering her healing abilities.


They Return! DOWTPOHTBITBG!

~Grefter, Consumer of Infants


Thepanda
The Color Out of Space couldn't be more AWESOME if it had pirates battling ninja with flaming bears in it!

Teh AWESOME owns your soul!

Song 2: 5
Finland: 6
The Colour Out Of Space: 13
Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen?: 2
Orpheus in the Underworld: 4
DOWTPOHTBITBG: 1
Gallows Pole: 5
WCTBGOMUNTWBWYWSCTGTBLFAIBLTGATCAWTPOOFAM: 4
Flop: 7