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BITGOYSWB - WBBITGOYSWBBWIFFWBWF BURNING INTO THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE BURN With our immense powers of persuasion, we have selected a group of the most talented artists within this Duelling League. Here is the roster of all mighty metal we have for you. Zoah - Main singer and man dancer. With his strength, agility and super tight hot pants, no lady can resist his charms. Shigeo - Bass guitar. Having learned how to wail on his axe like no other with his time amongst Unlimited Indy and the Wise Men, Shigeo will have a 10% chance to petrify you with each song you hear. Fujin - Backup singer/dancer with tamborine/Lead Guitar. With a face like that, she was born for metal. Between grace, eye patch, RAGE and an uncanny skill with the tamborine, she is the main attraction for all the pretty ladies out there. It is the gerlon girl that brings in the men. Thursday - Drum machine. Unts unts unts unts unts, Thursday is in the building and you ain't leaving till Shigeo has had a 97.35% chance to stone you. With this much talent packed into on room, it didn't take long for us to sqeeze on their soft delicious creative nipples enough to juice a fantastic album from them. It was a labour of love for these talented beings and we hope you have as much fun gripping and fondling it as we did doing so with the artists themselves. So without further ado, we from Eurocorp once more present you with BURNING INTO THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE BURN and their first album WE BURN, BURNING INTO THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE BURN, BURNING WHILE IN FLAMES, FLAMING WE BURN WITH FIRE. Here is a track list with notes from the fantastic nippled band members themselves. WE BURN, BURNING INTO THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE BURN, BURNING WHILE IN FLAMES, FLAMING WE BURN WITH FIRE. Track List 1. WE BURN, BURNING INTO THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE BURN, BURNING WHILE IN FLAMES, FLAMING WE BURN WITH FIRE. (WE LIKE TO CALL IT WBBITGOYSWBBWIFFWBWF FOR SHORT) 2. SAFETY DANCE. (MEN WITHOUT HATS COVER, REMEMBER KIDS, SAFETY FIRST) 3. SMURFS THEME SONG. (DRONE METAL REMIX) 4. ENCHANTING GREY LANDSCAPES. (AARDTMANN OP VUURTOPBERG COVER, IN TRIBUTE TO THEIR UNIQUE USE OF TOY PIANO DOOM METAL) 5. JOHN I'M ONLY DANCING. (DAVID BOWIE COVER, SEXIEST MAN EVER) 6. THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE. (METALLICA COVER, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER TO?) 7. MOMO YOU ARE MA PECHE. (WRITTEN BY A CLOSE FRIEND OF OURS FOR HIS ONE TRUE LOVE) 8. OH CTHULHU, YOU AND I. (WRITTEN BY A CLOSE FRIEND OF OURS FOR HIS ONE TRUE LOVE) 9. VIVALDI'S FOUR SEASONS CONCERTO NO. 1 IN E'LA PRIMAVERA PART 1. ALLEGRO. 10. THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS. (BETTE MIDLER COVER, SANG AS A DUET BETWEEN SHIGEO AND FUJIN, ONE OF THE MOST TOUCHING THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD) So having seen this impressive line up, how could they possibly fail? Also, what will be their top single? Only you can decide, listeners! |
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Jo ou Ranbu HEAVY METAL TO DA CORE. BITGOYSWB will be a hit to make Iron Maiden run away crying and you all know it. They will crush the puny Billboard listings, they will squish frail little angsting Nu-Metal bands, they will stand tall and shake the SODA. Too bad they have a 10% chance to lose one fan every time they play, but Stone Check-infused candies and drugs will prevent that if they play it safe. And of course, they won't have one top single, but three: The Wind Beneath My Wings (IT'S A BETTE MIDLER COVER!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!), John I'm Only Dancing (see the Bowie clause) and Oh Ctulhu, You and I (because that name is too damn funny). Smurfs Theme Song will become a B-Side rarity. Complete Success: 25 One-Hit Wonders: 14 Abject Failures: 13 Cromage
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