Season 15, Week 1
Songi
(Legend of Legaia)
 
Yes, Songi is insane. Yes, Songi looks weirder everytime you fight him. And yes, Songi did get beaten by Menardi back in season 2, but none of that matters. Holding his evil Seru, Songi's ready to beat the Soul Eater-wielding hero of the Toran Republic into a pulp. With Chaos Flare, Genocidal Cannon, and his strong physical, he has everything he needs to deal with his opponent. And better yet, he's a boss, so he has a comfortable durability edge along with immunity to Tir's Deadly Fingertips. Tir comes into this match with four straight losses, and Songi isn't letting the DL's longest losing streak end easily.

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Four times has the hero of the Gate Rune Wars suffered defeat in the Godlike arena. With the one win under his belt claimed from a fellow Godlike PC, Tir McDohl has not quite earned a reputation as a respectable, boss-slaying Godlike. All of that is about to change. Songi may be unfazed by the prospect of fighting a Godlike as unsuccessful as Tir, but he too will know the indignity of early defeat once the True Rune of Life and Death has had its say. Songi can neither dispense with the silent protagonist swiftly nor cope with Tir's speed, meaning that a few soul-shattering Judgements are sure to win McDohl the respect he deserves.


Meeplelard
Tir entered the arena. It was getting annoying. Again, he draws a boss. Again, someone whose immune to his instant death, and again, it sounds like he got screwed from another good run. Luck just isn't on his side. Despite all this, he decided he might as well see this match through.

Next, Songi had entered. However, he decided it'd be best to enter in his own glorious fashion.

"And now, in the other corner, once God Like finalist, Songi!"

He didn't walk in. No, instead, to get the camera's attention

"Hahahahah! Another puny little creature attempts to stop me? I shall just pound you into the dirt with the power of the Sim Seru!" With that, Songi did a very oddly formed flip into the arena, and transformed into his demonic like form "Intimidated, are you kid?" Songi sad, laughing.

Tir made a sigh of annoyance. But he kept his cool, like all heros should...

The Bell Rang.
"Bwahahah! fear the power of my Genocidal Cannon!" with that, Songi fired his Trade Mark attack, after doing many massive flips to get the audience's attention.

Tir was knocked back by the attack, but survived, and readied his own trademark attack in Judgement...then suddenly...

"Winner, by Ring out...Tir Mcdhol!"

"What? What do you mean a ring out? Are you a moron!"

Replay showed that not only did Songi flip OUT of the Ring several times during the needless Genocidal Cannon charging phase, but also he landed obviously outside of the ring from the attack, and literally jumped back in.

Tir, after coming to terms that he finally WON a fight, after so many losses, walked off puzzled at how someone could be so stupid.

Songi: 13
Tir McDohl: 34

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Against any PC, Tir would most likely have the upperhand.

Against any PC, Tir would probably be tempted to end it with Deadly Fingertips or a well placed Hell.

Against any PC, Tir's Judgment would be grossly overkilling many people.

Unfortunately for Tir, he isn't going against a PC.

A few Genocidal Cannons later, Tir will be wondering when he's going to face another PC...