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Palmer's Great Escape Then, his wonderful idea of the "Space Arena Project" had been laughed at in the RPGDL budget meeting... And then...and then...his employer, Shinra Inc...had decided to save money...by removing the option of having lard with tea... And then he was hit by a truck. The third time this week. Palmer was furious. He had to get his vengeance somehow! For the lard! A truck... Palmer SMASH! --- "This is Chisato Madison, at Shinra HQ. 3 hours ago, a former Shinra employee killed couple hundred Shinra workers and caused 10 million gil worth of property damage by driving a truck inside the HQ. Right now he is escaping from the Shinra forces with said truck. Do you believe your forces can catch this seemingly invincible madman, Rufus Shinra?" "That will be no problem. We have sent our elite forces, including the special Turks squad, to capture him. Our soldiers are on patrol in every town from here to Wutai. If necessary, we won't be afraid to use heavy firepower like the Sister Ray or the remaining WEAPONs to stop him before he can cause further damage. People of the world, there is no need to fear. Please relax with a nice cup of Mako Tea, our newest product." "Did you just advertise a Shinra product in my show?" "Uh, well...-no, not the Rising Dra..." "NEVER try to advertise in my show. And...if the rest of Shinra army is that weak, I doubt your chances to catch the escapee...people, stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!" |
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Starphoenix das Helpoemer Because the prospect of Palmer killing everyone is just generally scary (In that sort of never going to happen typish aura), and the Turks seem to have slight problems catching a head case and a flower girl (Palmer seems to fit the former now), I've decided to opt for the most normal and non-biased choice in the matter. Oh, who am I kidding? Shiho mauls them all with her 1337 Wait Reaction and Charge Times after Healing spells. Palmer: 21 Shinra: 20 Shiho: 29 Jo ou Ranbu
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