Season 13, Week 1
Yuber
(Suikoden III)
 
Yuber's first match in Heavy finds the stylish swordsman in a tight spot - he's a fast, evasive fighter much like his opponent, but Rika's stat-altering spells could quickly turn the tabs in her favor. That means Yuber will have to strike fast and hard to prevent the numan from getting the upper hand. Fortunately, the devastating Eight-Devil Rune is just what he needs to do so, while Yuber's skills at parrying and evading attacks take the edge off of Rika's purely physical offense. It will be a long, fierce fight, but as long as he keeps his cool, Yuber stands a good chance of outfoxing his naive opponent.

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She doesn't look it, but the happy-go-lucky pink-haired girl known as Rika is one of the most vicious fighters in the history of Algol. Rika can bolster her defence, speed, and strength with her myriad stat-boosters as well as dish out solid damage. Her opponent has but one trick to scare her - his one-use Eight-Devil Rune. Even that is meaningless, however, in the face of Rika's boosted defence and plentiful healing. The only real drama in this match will be how Yuber, infamous for his whining in the face of defeat, reacts to getting slashed to pieces by a girl who's legally one year old.


cwazymammal
The battle was quick, painful, and very, very brutal.

"KYAAAAAAAA!!! DIE BAD, EVIL, BAD, PERVERTED, BAD, CHILD-MOLESTING, BAD MAN!!!"

Slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash

In retrospect, Yuber probably shouldn't have worn his Micheal Jackson outfit while fighting against jailbait.

Yuber: 16
Rika: 29