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Jogurtzilla
Jogurtzilla vs the Muku rangers
~Excaliburned
It was a peaceful day in Coronet Town. The sky was blue, the waters of Lake Dunan calm, and the boats out to catch the fish, and carry goods to Kuskus and Lakewest. Noone, then, knew what to expect when a gargantuan white helmet broke the waves, as the ground shook from the footsteps of a great beast. It was only after it had arisen and begun its trek towards Muse that they knew it for what it was. Noone knew why it had only now surfaced, what it wanted in Muse, or even where it had been hiding all that time. They only knew that Jogurtzilla had risen.
In Muse, there was panic. They could see the source of their doom lumbering towards them, could feel it come closer step by step as the ground began to shake in time. The people wondered who would be their saviour, who would rise up to save them. Genkaku's heir, the wielder of the Bright Shield Rune? Flik of the Blue Lightning? General Hauser and his army? Even that enigmatic hero of the downtrodden and peddler of jujubes, Schtoltenheim Reinbach the Fourth? No, none of those appeared to save the day, instead, five diminuative figures stood on the city walls, their capes fluttering in the breeze. Led by team leader Mukumuku, the Squirrel Rangers flew into battle, determined to stop Jogurtzilla and save the city of Muse which lies in its path.
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As anyone who has ever watched a Japanese monster movie could tell you, the giant monster ALWAYS wins, and along with Jogurt's incredible power, the Muku rangers can't possible withstand his onslaught.
Luckily, the town of Muse was saved from annihilation because at that time Godzilla, Rodan, Gamera, Ghidrah, and other famous movie monsters quickly showed up and beat the living crap out of Jogurtzilla in spectacular violence, making a crator miles deep.
Oh wait, I guess the town did get destroyed.
But hey, Jogurtzilla was stopped.
Muku Rangers: 16
Jogurtzilla: 15
Grefter
GOGO MUKU RANGERS! *Insert guitar solo* ITS MORPHINE TIME!
After much random head waving to establish who was speaking the Muku rangers defeat the evil queen Beryl, um, whoops, I mean send Jogurtzilla back to the hell that spawned it.
Afterwards the Muku rangers report back to Glacian's disembodied head which after it's bonus match back in the RPGP days moved onto doing good and morphine!
GOGO MUKU RANGERS!
Omega Ryuji
Jogurt crushs puny squirrels like communism crushs puny serfs.
Explain, you ask?
Jogurtzilla is large, hairy, and has a shiny head. This makes him the hamster equivalent of Zangief. Since he's the villianous one in the bonus match, and as a result of the previously proven link to 'gief, he must be some kind of super evil Russian hamster (the Omega Red Hamster, if you will), so it's only fitting that he represents communism.
The Muku Rangers, on the other hand, are small, weak, also hairy, and spend their free time wandering around in the vicinity of pretty little boys who likely perform unspeakable acts on them. Since said bishies have a castle and whatnot, they're with the government. This puts the Muku Rangers in the position of lowly citizens being abused by government agents, whom I've chosen to generalize as serfs.
Thus, Jogurt will destroy the squirrels with the power of a Final Atomic Buster, or in this case, the Jogurt Helmet.
metriod composite
It's simple really. Boost Jogurt's size and presumably his stats gets boosted as well. However, if you boost his stats then he loses his PERFECT UNITY among his stats. Without the unit values, without the perfect simmetry of stats, he just becomes an ordinary enemy, and thus the geometric convergence of numbers no longer makes him his normal beyond-uber-godlike self. And thus the Muku rangers take him down with relative ease.
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