Season 9, Week 3
Teepo
(Breath of Fire III)
 
Being the first Dark Dragon to win a match in Heavy, Teepo has his sights set on the young princess of Santeem as his next victim for Myria worship. While the young tomboy has him beat in speed, the ex-thief dragon should be able to match Alena in round-for-round damage with his strong Triple Blow. It's not as if he's a slug himself, either, so he won't be eating doubleturns too often. Of course, Teepo wouldn't be nearly as confident in this match without his massive HP count, which is difficult for even the strongest Heavy warriors to wear down. It's only the Dragon Lord's second RPGDL match, and he plans to stay in the season far longer than this.

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Princesses are better known for being dragon-bait than dragon-slayers, but Santeem's young monarch is ready to prove that she's the exception to the rule. She'll have to end this match quickly, but fast victories are what Alena is all about. With a speed stat that dwarfs the rest of her cast, she'll be getting turns early and often; meanwhile, her excellent HP means she can survive more than one volley of Triple Blow. Not that anyone will get to know the exact number - a critical blow from her powerful Stiletto Earrings pierces the toughest of dragon hides, and it won't be long before all of dragonkind learns that princesses aren't to be mocked.


Meeplelard
Teepo is a giant Dragon
Alena is a princess

As fairy tales often tell us, Dragons kidnap princesses and keep them hostage til they are beaten by the hero. While chances are, same will happen to Teepo, said hero hasn't come quickly enough to save Alena, thus giving him the match

Teepo: 20
Alena: 19

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Teepo: Tyrant Dragon of Merciless Doom.

Alena: Cute Princess with Fists of Doom.

Which one do I fear more? Alena on PMS, but that's niether here nor there. Aside from that, I believe Triple Blow can miss... and with Alena, every shot has to count or... well... you know... DEATH.