Season 63, Week 3
Kahn
(Breath of Fire IV)
 
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! The master brawler of the DL is back after more training under Una and ready to smash your world apart! With his Focus he can mentally prepare himself... and then unleash a talented bevy of Tiger Fist bruisings upon his opponent! With his Flex to nauseate the opponent, and his Shout to stun them, he's prepared for any kind of dueler the League throws at him! And should they -dare- to assault the man, the myth, the legend... pah! Kahn can survive ANYTHING thrown at him! His durability is great, as is his manliness! There is nothing that can surpass KAAAAAAAAAHN!

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The Man With The Machine Gun, that intrepid, fearless, crampless reporter of Dorter City and beyond, movie star, President of Esthar, and absolutely horrible father, Lagunaaaaaaa Loire! Talented in all facets of life, the Dueling League is just another diversion as he stumbles his way through time, space, and bedsheets! His machine gun devastates all that cross paths with him, and his keen wit and intellect will surely leave at least one or two opponents swooning! And should times get tough, a Desperado will surely earn Laguna his much deserved accolades.


DragonKnight Zero
It was completely mundane in the hours leading to the match. No pranks, trickery, or general buffoonery prior to the challengers entering the arena took place.

Then Kahn tries out rap as a prematch warmup.

Actually Laguna sort of liked it. Ellone didn't care at all for it though and voiced her opinion right there. Deciding his priorities were with his family, Laguna had a sniper (not Irvine, instead a competent Esthar Special Operative) deliver an execution on the spot. Sure, that is grounds for disqualification but Laguna hardly cared when it came to making Ellone happy. He even had the sniper use a potent tranquilizer rather than bullets.

Kahn: 18
Laguna Loire: 12