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Puny Cup: Round 1 It's not about Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Dragons, Ogres, Imps, or Robots. It's not about Swords, Shields, Staves, Spears, or Sidearms. It's not about Earth, Fire, Ice, Wind, Water, Heart, Nature, Earthquakes, or Lightning. It's not about Black Mage, White Mage, Red Mage, Blue Mage, One Mage, Two Mages, Sages, Rages, or Summoners. It's not about Eidolons, ESPers, Psychic-Types, Dark-Types, Dark-Knights, Magic Knights, Starry Nights, or Knights of the Round. It's not about Oriental or Occidental. Medieval or Modern or Post-Modern. War or Peace. Love freaks or embodiments of hate. Magic or Science or just plain Fisticuffs. This is about the one season! Where we All! Agree! On one Thing! *record scratch* "Man these guys suck." Preliminary Match #1 Under most circumstances, the sight of an extremely cute dog should move any person away from violence. Of course, when we're talking about Augst, that's not saying much. Still, things could be worse. He could be facing a certain Hamster instead of a Suikodog. Preliminary Match #2 One a Gypsy, the other a Songstress. Otherwise quite similar: supporters who don't seem to do anything. But enough about Nara and Luna. This is the Puny Cup! Both Lucia and Shiho have been in 3 Seasons. Yes, that Shiho. The Shiho who turned a tub of lard... ok, so Palmer was a laughingstock already. But she just made him even worse in that regard. Lucia... well, we can say she smells good at least. Twelve Punies! One League Watching! (And jeering.) Welcome! To the 2010 Puny Cup! One match changes... not much. But it makes the winners feel good. And the losers, well... not. WA4 Augst vs S3 Connie SH2 Lucia vs VP1 Shiho |
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DragonKnight Zero Augst just can't seem to catch a break. A puppy nipping at him is hardly a source of danger and bodily harm. That didn't save him from the mob who lynched him for harming a puppy. Augst and Lucia: 5 Augst and Shiho: 5 Connie and Lucia: 9 Connie and Shiho: 8 |