Season 58, Week 2
Lavos
(Chrono Trigger)
 
The granddaddy of all giant space fleas is back for another run through the league. Or another trip to the buffet table, which is really more appropriate for this first match up. The amazingly multitalented Purim, for all the tricks she keeps up her sleeves, still manages to fail at basic elemental walling. With no way to take the sting out of the incredibly powerful Crying Heavens attack, Lavos sees no reason why it can't just drop a couple of lightning bolts on her and call it a day. An amazing skillset and some nifty puffy harem pants are great and all, but without the pure power to back it up, you just can't run with the big boys in Godlike. And Lavos the planet devouring parasite is as big as they come.

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A monster out to destroy the world, who sort of already has? Pah, that's nothing new for Purim. Sure, maybe Randi wielded the Mana Sword, but we all know who really wore the pants in the fight against the Mana Beast, right? Lavos is crippled by his charge-up time, as he has to Time Warp to set up his best damage. Grand Stone? Easily dealt with by a quick casting of Lucid Barrier or Defender. Crying Heavens? Well, that's gonna hurt a lot, but Purim'll just have to heal through that. Meanwhile, the Mistress of unfair buffs will be piling Moon Saber and Moon Energy upon herself in spare turns, and eventually unleashing horrific life-stealing criticals of doom. Another day, another planet saved for Purim?


LoL
Lavos VS Purim was a complete surprise, no weird stuff despite a girl being present, just lavos grindning down her MP to the last fairy nut thing, and then it's bubye Purim.

Lavos: 42
Purim: 3

Barubary
Hey look its Lavos he's back pretty soon didn't he just win a tournament? Well I have no doubt in my mind he'll get past... that chick.