Season 58, Week 1
Alicia
(Valkyrie Profile: Silmeria)
 
Alicia really sympathizes with Alena's situation. She ran away from home, only to return and find that her loving family and all the kingdom's inhabitants had disappeared. No, really, what a touching story. It's not like Alicia's father tried to have her killed and then she was manipulated by deities for the rest of her life - to the point of schizophrenia, to boot. No, she really feels for Alena here. So much so that she'll probably apologize after she builds up and unleashes a Nibelung Valesti that crushes the Zamovskan princess into paste. Time for some spoiled tomboy princess to understand true royal dysfunction in this match.

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Alicia and Alena have a lot in common. They're both runaway princesses on a mission to save their kingdoms from disaster, they both have overbearing guardians telling them what to do, they both have that one guardian who wants in their pants, and they both have to deal with the annoying nickname 'Ally'. The life of a princess is tough, but Alena is clearly tougher - and she has the brawns to show why! The princess of Santeem's got the speed and the punch to take on demonic forces, and she doesn't let anyone tell her what to do. Alicia's track record of self-sufficiency speaks for itself there - and a couple quick blows to her head should speak even louder.


superaielman
Life for Edge was sometimes rough. It was sometimes brutal, where wave after wave of enemies would chase after him, seeking his head on a platter from various offenses to incest accusations to rude comments to encouraging a multi time Godlike champion to engage in transgendered good times. On the other hand...

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"You were hired to be the 'Royal defender of princessely honor'?!"


Sometimes, life hands you a golden chance.
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Princess Alena and Alicia were set to have a no holds barred fight, where the refined healing and swordswomanship of Alicia goes off against the furious attacks from Alena. A fight where anything in the way would be torn to shreds, including clothes and diginity. Edge couldn't wait.

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"...What do you mean, you also hired Luca Blight?"


"...Ah yes, the Pig who insulted my sister. Time to DIE!"


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Sometimes, the golden chance is really a setup/distraction so one beautiful princess can destroy the other with her brutally fast physical attacks while every pervert and jerk in the arena is watching Edge run for his life while berserker prince tries to chase him down and butcher him.

It didn't matter, though. Edge still got an eyeful in between throwing Fumas at Luca and having various unimportant limbs set on fire by flame slashes.

Alicia: 11
Alena: 24