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Looks like this week will be a rockin' match for Ness. His foe, the priest Billy, is praised for both his healing spells as well as his haste magic. However, he has a fatal flaw: his reliance on physical attacks. It's that reliance that shall spell his downfall against Ness, who has the durability of a steel wall, and the magical fortitude to send that physical damage back into Billy's face. It'll be no use to try and baffle Ness with speed if you don't have the offense to back it up. Defensive buffs, healing and blistering offense. A combination that no amount of speed with no backing will be able to overcome. Time to smaaaaaaaaaaaaash that clergyman out of this arena and the park! |
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Another week, another fight for the Ethos priest. This week's contender is from the realm where little children are the last bastion of defense against an ancient evil. Well, Billy brings the word of Good in small installments of no larger than three inches, and he'll make sure Ness will properly know salvation before the match has ended. The moment the priest hastes his own speed, he'll outspeed Ness enough to run circles around the young boy. No matter what defensive barriers the kid may conjure, none will be sufficient to halt Billy's attacks for long enough, sad to say. Billy needs nothing more than the briefest of openings, and a full combo will be ready to be unleashed. |
Grefter Ness shows us that even with the prohibition in effect you can't keep a man down. The Sherriff with his six shooter still falls before the might of a baseball bat to the cranium. Billy was found the next day with his brain case shattered, grey matter sprawling across the footpath and a signatory note offering the finder one Policeman's dignity. Ness: 28 |
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