Season 57, Week 2
Tia
(Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals)
 
Tia is the best of a not very elite group - RPG shopkeepers. Taloon, Gobi, and those of that ilk may be sharp traders, but they couldn't fight their sorry ass out of a kitchen sink to save their lives. Tia looks Godlike next to that with her magic and deadly IP skills to go with passable stats. She won't need too much to handle Riddel, either. Not only is this CC castoff a magician who lacks even basic elements in which to deal damage, Riddel doesn't have a single offensive technique! Tia's got a lead in speed, damage, and isn't far behind in durability - which, of course, is made up by having generous healing. It'll be easy to down Dario's lover with a couple of physical attacks, cash in on all the fools who automatically bet against a shopkeeper, and move onto the next round, scoring a victory for traders everywhere.

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Riddel is in a curious position in this battle: nobody expects her to win. The reasons are numerous, of course. They say she's a mage without magic, that she's natural born rescue-bait, that she lacks Tia's fighting spirit, on and on they prattle. But when no one thinks you're a threat, they tend to let their guard down, not notice you. No one questioned when Riddel examined Tia's statistics and discovered her appalling physical durability. No one was curious when she requested a walking staff made from the finest Rainbow. Will they still underestimate this fighting daughter of Lord Viper when she bides her time, conserves her energy, then unleashes a full combo upon Tia and destroys her long before Tia's spells break through Riddel's impressive magical defenses? Well, we'll just have to see, won't we.


Clear Tranquil
Hale, healthy, hearty whip wielding real woman with a good appetite vs passive frail, dainty, delicate young lady ... The conclusion here is obvious ... heh who could have know Light could hold such action. Well except for Zidane of course but we all know what happens to him if he tries to get in on some lady vs lady action ... and how does he ever manage to keep up with all such matches anyway? One of the DL's classic mysteries no doubt.

Tia: 30
Riddel Viper: 14

Ageant

I'd choose Riddel if only for her obviously silky smooth hair.