Season 57, Week 2
Lambda Zellweger
(Wild ARMs 4)
 
For the ultimate glory of a godlike title, Lambda will bear any shame and condemnation - even deigning to fight someone like Cyril! Cyril is the perfect kind of training dummy for Lambda to warm up on - not very fast, not very tough, and only gets one shot per action to try and get around Lambda's ultimate defense: Blue Destiny. No matter how hard a punch Cyril packs with each of his hits, it won't matter when Lambda blasts Cyril into atoms before Cyril can land a single one of his attacks on the one who commands the Blue Destiny, the tearful power to dodge almost anything thrown at the commander of Brionac. It seems Cyril is still doomed to play second fiddle among the Godlike of the Ten Wise Men, as Lambda will flash past - and beyond - the Energy Nedian and toward the quarterfinals.

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The second greatest of the Wisemen is far from a fool, and with the power of the great wind, this man that challenges Destruction seals his own fate. While Cyril may not be as fast as his opponent, what he lacks in speed he makes up for in sheer resilience and longevity - able to cast and endure for ages, while Lambda tires with one blow At the height of the wise arts stands the Wind of Destruction, a terrifying move that envelopes kilometres upon kilometres of space, difficult to avoid, and powerful enough to rend those without experience at resisting it to sunders. While Lambda may possess the lithe reflexes necessary to dodge this all of once, or twice... Cyril can keep this up far longer than Lambda can, and when it strikes home, ye olde Greek letter shall know he has met his match here and now.


Bardiche
"So let me get this straight," Ted began, looking on confusely. "Cyril and Lambda were going to talk first."

"That is correct," nodded Ursula, who had been called in to judge as a guest.

"And then Lambda started weeping during their conversation."

Ursula nodded again. "That, too, is correct."

"And now Cyril surrendered himself into Lambda's care so that he could help Lambda bear the shame and condemnation for... saving the world?" Ted finished, more confused than ever as Lambda and Cyril started swaggering around, arms around eachother.

Ursula sighed in response. "Yes, that seems to be the case."

Ted facepalmed. "Godlike's getting weirder by the season."

Lambda Zellweger: 30
Cyril: 14