Season 56, Week 3
Margarete Zelle
(Shadow Hearts)
 
A spy's work is never done. Just ask Chuck. It's an odd thing when one is asked to assassinate a robot, though - after all, are those things even alive to begin with? But it just speaks to the crazy world we live in today, and Mata Hari is no stranger to madness in a can. One'd think that Margarete would just use the water-elemental Bazooka on him and call it a day, but spies are taught to avoid that kind of collateral damage (and Marge's not -that- much of a klutz to disagree). Ones not named James Bond anyway. So, Snipe is on the menu here for sure, and it's probably the best for all involved. Just a quiet, quick kill and Margarete (if that is her real name) shall move on to further fame and glory in the RPGDL Middle - all in addition to her historical rep.

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Again, the whims of fate stand between Robo and that coveted return to Heavy. This isn't exactly the kind of fight he's built for - endurance matches, sure, but not a match against someone who can potentially take him out with one shot! All is not lost, however: Margarete's chances of landing fatal status aren't perfect, and Robo himself shouldn't need more than a couple shots of Uzzi Punch to eliminate the sexy spy. It'll all come down to luck. Three times now Robo has seen his hopes dashed in the middle of a season, and what if it should happen again? Well, he's is nothing if not persistent. It takes great patience to till fields for four hundred years without a break, and if Robo can complete that task then he surely can try again!


Taishyr
Robo didn't have any weak points to snipe.

Robo didn't have any relatives to blackmail, nor anything to be blackmailed with.

And dropping things on him seemed rather pointless...

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"What do you -mean- you sold him to the Koorong scrap dealer." Yuri asked, beginning to flush.

"What? He had a LethalGun I wanted." Margarete shrugged. "And he kinda looks like scrap, to be honest, so I just had him and Riki drag him off."

"...We did not need the wrath of Blue coming down upon us." Yuri rubbed his head. "You know how little I like dealing with that guy?"

"Already got you covered, big guy." Margarete smirked.

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"Dear Blue, A Present For You~ Please Enjoy It~"

Blue unwrapped the gift cynically and psychically (his body still occupied fighting off the Lord of Hell). After opening it, he paused.

"Alright, Yuri. You're forgiven this once."

And with that he locked on to the LordofHell with the BFG9000.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Margarete Zelle: 33
Robo: 14