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Alys Brangwin (Phantasy Star 4) |
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Alys Brangwin is a woman of many talents. She is an experience hunter, taking on a spectrum of jobs that have granted her expertise in many fields. With such a pool of experiences to draw on, she can likely best Wakka at pretty much anything. Well, probably not Blitzball, but that doesn't matter here. All that matters here is that Alys is a much better fighter than Wakka, a fact that she will prove by utilizing her incredible speed and monstrously accurate instant-killing Death attack to eliminate Wakka before he so much as pulls back his arm to attack. Alys is a teacher, too, and today's lesson for Wakka is quite simply "Life isn't fair". Elegant, no? |
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It's tough being back to Heavy, ya? But Wakka's gonna pick up that blitzball of his and bash some faces in with his throwing skills. Granted, it's not all that fun when he has to bruise a pretty girl's face with a ball, but then, Alys is such a -bitch- that it's bound to be more cathartic than troublesome anyway. And hey, Wakka only needs to hit one Triple Foul to have this in the palm of his hand, with that hunter silenced, blinded and asleep until the knockout blow. Of course, he needs to avoid one of those slicers slamming Death right into his throat first, but that shouldn't be so hard, right? After all, Wakka can't just toss the towel in the first quarter! |
Grefter Wakka loses by being tied up with ropes and beaten. Wait loses? Sexy losers. Alys Brangwin: 33 |
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