Season 54, Week 3
Delita Hyral
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
A resourceful king is more than a match for any adolescent hero, as Delita showed last week upon disposing of Bowie with his own blade. He didn't expect to engage in such foolishness twice in a row, but ironies is thick on the ground this season, as Delita now has to handle Hiro, the bumbling adventurer that saved the world through his quest to get laid by a blue-haired beauty. Well, a ruler has to be practical in such matters, and, as usual, Delita won't hesitate to bloody his hands if the situation so requires. Hiro's swordskills, rough and unpolished as they are, should be no match for Hyral's elegant, yet terrifying technique. Once again, the rabble shall fall against the might of a true ruler, and Delita will personally see to this.

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Well, this should be fun. Two arrogant, egotistical swordsman to cut down to size in a row. Bosch didn't prove much of a challenge, and Delita, regal though he might be, will go down just as quickly. The king comes ready to win a prolonged fight, with his evasion-boosting shields, status-inflicting sword attacks and high HP. Hiro comes with the tools to make any fight very short indeed. Triple Sword's damage will overwhelm Delita's armor and bypass his evasion altogether...if Concussion Sword doesn't do the job in one blow. Either way, he's the latest in a long line of overconfident jackasses cut down to size by Hiro's sword, and he's not going to stop now. Just two more fights to a title, and Hiro's got what it takes to win them.


DragonKnight Zero
There's no way Delita's winning a straight up brawl. So he plays dirty of course. This proves to not be one of his smarter ideas as Hiro has friends, some of which have very strong feelings about shady, underhanded tactics and ready access to high grade weaponry. So while Hiro spends two Speed Storms and three Concussion Swords evading an amorous Brahne on his way to the arena, Delita is in no condition to make it to the match after Leo corners him and unleashes the full power of the Dragonship Destiny's cannon upon him.

Delita Hyral: 15
Hiro: 38