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One of Galcian's enemies lays defeated at Ramirez's feet. Ahh, victory is truly sweet, especially when done in the name of his glorious Galcian! But Ramirez craves more than mere revenge this season - he wants a chance to spread the word of the greatness of the Valua Empire to the League! Defeating a two-time Godlike champion should get Ramirez the attention that he so adamantly craves. The nightmare's about to begin for Kefka, as Ramirez possesses the powerful physical offense and toughness to put this glorified freak show in his rightful place. "When there's light, there's DARKNESS.." will be the last words Kefka will hear, as Ramirez dispatches Godlike's least favorite clown to the next world, into the sweet, eternal night. |
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This match can end only with fire. GET IT? MATCH? Hoohohohoho... awful, awful puns aside, the ascended manic clown Kefka faces down some hilariously unworthy pawn in Godlike this week - fitting for such a laugh riot, really. Being nowhere as fabulous, witty or magnificent as Kefka himself, what can this love-stricken, poorly endowed sky traveller ever hope to accomplish other than kissing the boots of his beloved Galcian?The world's most loved clown has crushed empires, villages and worlds under his heels (and made a few laughs along the way). What is it that makes this Ramirez fellow think he stands a better chance against Kefka? Kefka's better where it counts (especially offense), which means Ramirez will be down for the count in no time at all. |
Meeplelard "So let me get this straight, instead of killing Ramirez outright in your typical fashion, you had The Emperor set up mines across the entire battle field, so that when the match started, the first action caused BOTH you and your opponent to explode on the spot, thereby forcing the victory to be determined by the judges?" Kuja said puzzling "And if I did?" "...why?" "Why not? Simply killing is just so boring! Senseless destruction! Now that's fun! Even if you have to get a little charred in the process!" Kefka responded "How'd you know they'd rule in your favor?" "Oh, I have my ways..." "...you had the Cloud of Darkness mind control all the judges to vote your way, didn't you?" "of course not! I only had her take control of one of them! the other two just happened to be Luca blight and Mewtwo." "Perhaps, you are better at putting on a show than I gave you credit for." Ramirez: 8 |
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