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It's good to be evil! With a sense of style straight out a Trent Renzor video and the powers of the almighty Dark Force (and its own patron, the Profound Darkness) behind him, Zio's a tough customer. Far tougher than his angelic, nihilistic excuse for an enemy. This fool once dared to raise his hands towards the Profound Darkness herself! He must be punished for such an atrocity. Black Wave's more enough to handle that insignificant task, as a few shots from Zio should put Kefka and his tissue-paper durability down for the count. Kefka can't access Zio's one weakness in holy damage, so he'll learn quickly that he can't quickly beat someone as powerful as Zio with a wave of his wings and a prayer! |
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Kweheheeheheheheeeeeee! Not only Kefka has been gaining extra exposure from his newest appearance in Dissidia, he just got a berth in the Duelling League! And he even gets to grind a bishie like the ones he's been flattening in that newfangled game! So, this Dark Force fangirling wizard wants to see a god? Well, shoot the fireworks, there's one just staring at his scrawny build right now, ready to blast that moron to smithereens! And the Fallen One will just drop a couple Havoc Wings and be done with this sluggish, unimpressive loser. In a match this easy, it's not even worth tossing confetti to celebrate victory. Maybe next week Kefka will get someone who'll appreciate the pain he can bring! |
Gatewalker Zio has recently learned a harsh lesson in when and when not to let your pride run away with you. For all intents and purposes, he had his match in the bag. Kefka hadn't even bothered to show up, as that day was also his Bonus Day in Dissidia and he was cheerfully grinding the hours away. Of course, Zio didn't see this as a free win over a tough opponent. He saw it as being snubbed for a video game. So, he went to go do the first thing that came to mind to make Kekfa take him seriously. He broke Kefka's PSP. This...was a mistake. While Zio had tangled with Final Fantasy bosses before, neither Chaos nor the One Winged Angel had prepared him for what happens when Kefka really loses it. And after that, the clown was Dancing Mad. Zio fancied himself a Messenger of Darkness, and he'd come for a Decisive Battle with the mad clown, not to be ignored like a nobody. Even as Kefka started going into one of his most venomous rants ever, Zio stood firm. Neither the fact that Kefka was frothing at the mouth nor the hasty retreat every bystander in the area clued him in to The Extreme danger he was in. So of course he made his second mistake. Attacking Kefka before he was done ranting. The resulting blood-bath isn't something that should be described with words(or any other medium for that matter). Suffice it to say that by the time Kefka was done, parts of Zio were littering the arena and parts of him were in an Otherworld entirely. For Kefka, this was a bad week. He may be moving on to Battle 2, but he'll still have to replace his PSP, which is a hassle. For poor Zio, however, This Is The Last Battle. Zio: 11 |
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