Season 6, Week 2
Deis
(Breath of Fire Series)
 
Ah, Bl... erm, Deis. A Master magician with a massive ego. Deis is outmatched in ego by Kuja... but not in much else. Kuja's near-total magic reliance is a bad thing against Deis, due to her high magical defense and above-average HP. In addition, Deis' Shed ability, normally known for the fact that it lowers her defenses, is now going to have almost no ill effects. And Deis is easily the fastest person of her cast, meaning Kuja's going to have to struggle hard to keep up. Oh, and you can't forget BoltX, her high damage lightning magic...

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While Kuja's fashion sense might be a tad questionable, none can deny that he is powerful. The first ever RPGDL Godlike champ is back and ready to make another run at his second championship. Kuja has some of the greatest magical prowess known to man, genome, or monkey, and he's not afraid to use it. He'll need it to defeat the hooded serpentine sorceress, Deis. With Curaga to heal himself, the ability to counter attacks with a powerful Flare Star spell, and (what might be the real clincher in this battle) Reflect, the mighty crossdressing monkey has every reason to be confident going into this match.


DragoonJay
Right. You've got two self-centered pretty mages, both of whom have severe cases of the 'creepies' when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex, and you expect this to be solved by a _fight_? Once the tape of this match airs, I don't think people will even remember the name "Paris Hilton".


As for the match, Deis takes it. After all, there are potentially four of her, and only one Kuja. And if worst come to worst, she can always just take Kuja's body.

Deis: 9
Kuja: 8

Meeplelard
Kuja and Deis were battling it out, Spell for Spell, blow for blow, but Kuja had an idea that would win this for him


"Say, Sorcerress, your best form of attack is Magic, isn't it?"


"Yes, what's it to you" as she threw a small fireball at Kuja, who flew out of the way


"Then perhaps you won't like to see this!" Kuja yelled, casting Reflect on himself


"What the? You stupid monkey boy! It'll take more than a simple Reflect spell to beat me!"


"Oh? I have just taken out your best means of Offense, what are you going to do about it?"


"You shall see"


Kuja blasted Deis with a few flares, while Deis reacted back with a few of her physical energy blasts from her wand. Kuja indeed had the edge, as Deis could not match Kuja blow for blow


"So, it looks like I end things here, how do you plan to beat me without the aide of your impressive magic?"


Deis started cracking up, as Kuja played right into her trap


"Oh, don't you see Kuja? I expected you to cast reflect, however" she smiled looking up at Kuja "if you had done your homework, you'd know that I'm far from out"


Kuja didn't recall ever hearing about Deis having a great finisher, or some sort of healing spell. HE thought she was bluffing, so he charged a flare star until...


"Shed!" Deis yelled, and she popped out of her skin...literally, and she was back up and rearing for more


"What the...you were just...how did you do that?"


"Shall we continue?"


Thus the battle raged on, everytime Kuja thought he was about to win, Deis would Shed, and heal herself. Until Finally, Kuja's resiliance ran thin, and he fell to the ground unconcious, giving Deis the victory.

Grefter
Deis stands a nice chance of winning this, although if she was to lose I see no reason to work over everyone's face with a scalpel though. If anyone calls her Bleu it will be a totally different story though. Remember, you have to sleep sometime.