Season 52, Week 2
Nash Rumack
(Lunar: Silver Star Story)
 
Nash Rumack, magician extraordinaire, takes center stage in the arena after a far, far too long absence. There's nothing that can stand in his way, not even a series mascot who's just too cute for his own good! Mog might have the potential to resist or even counter Nash's powerful lightning magic, it doesn't matter, since Nash has a far more powerful trick up his sleeve! Mog had better be prepared to face a swarm of deadly statuses, all debilitating, and all unavoidable fates for the moogle. Backed by Nash's blazing agility, the chances of Mog enduring this deadly assault of debilitating tricks is pretty infitesimal. Really, a slow, weak mascot is no challenge for Ghaleon's greatest student.

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It's bad hair days ahead for Nash, kupo! The slam dancing, scrub-pounding, large than life moogle returns to the arena to kick some butt and have a good time. Mog will make an example out of Nash by kicking his face in. Status? Like his silly tricks can slow down Mog's dancing feet! Mog's going to block Nash's deadly stone attack, and just evade the rest. It's not like it'll take him long to win the fight - his tricks might be a bit more random than Nash's, but they're far more deadly, from pure damage to lethal status to plane old instant death. This moogle's harder to pin down than a charging Yeti, and dances like a freight train. No vain mage is going to stop Mog's determined assault!


Taishyr
In the end, it wasn't Mog's dancing, or Nash's magic, that resolved this match.

It was the fact that only Mog showed up. Nash won the match.

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"So, kupopo, this'll give me magic even in the DL? Kupo! Sounds good!" Mog smiled. Nash grinned as well, before passing the contract over. "Yep, just sign on the dotted line, little buddy!"

"Kupo! But... I can't read or write, kupo..." Mog frowned. Nash seemed startled. "No worries! Then we can start there. Just make an X on the dotted line, like this! See?"

"Kupo!" Mog signed on the bottom line before handing the contract back. Nash smiled gaily. "See, these letters? They're..."

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"So you inserted a clause that he'd lose the match for you? That's mean." Jessica scolded Nash. "I oughta clobber you..."

"Hey, I actually wanted to have him show off his magic for everyone - he learned quickly!" Nash protested. "Honest! I mean, yes, I put the clause in there, but I intended to show up and explain! And he knew that he was going to lose by signing it, but he wanted magic!"

"Wait. What stopped you, then?"

"Terra and Celes beat me up for the contract already." Nash admitted miserably.

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The Mogdance Concert will be next week! Be absolutely spellbound as master dancer and mage Mog electrifies the entire audience and leaves them petrified with glee! $29/ticket.

Nash Rumack: 45
Mog: 16