Season 52, Week 2
Angelo
(Dragon Quest 8)
 
He's got the look, he's got the smarm and he's got the skills. Templar Knight Angelo is quite a smooooookin' package all 'round, and that thick little British accent is just the cherry on the top for his amazing all-in-one showmanship. This shows particularly notably against a mindless brute like Yuber, whose only skill is to slash things savagely. But no worries: with his plentiful healing, superior speed and, more importantly, his bevy of status magic and instant-kill skills - in both magic and physical forms - Angelo has the tricks he needs to just put this savant down. That'd even be another topic for some flirting, which never hurts.

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Heh. This week's battle is the sort of thing Yuber lives for. Angelo, a hoity-toity knight from a cathedral... what does he truly think he can manage to accomplish against someone as powerful as Yuber? Angelo's defense-increasing spells will have little to no effect when Yuber uses his powerful lightning magic. Even if Angelo somehow manages to silence him, all that awaits is a painful death from the Eight-Devil Rune. No matter how one looks at this sort of fight, Yuber has an upper hand. Angelo will be kept on the defensive the entire time until his resources finally give out, at which time Yuber will move on to his next conquest.


superaielman
"Yaoi prism power!"

Those words have a terrible power, with their ability to draw perverts of the female gender far and wide. Angelo possesses the raw beauty and number of rabid fangirls for such a call to work. What would stand in Ultimecia and co's way from getting some -very- hot Angelo/Yuber action?

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"Thanks Jess. I knew you'd be willing to strike a blow against perversion."

Indeed, Miss Albert would not let such foulness occur. Her whip and powers quickly tought Ultimecia, Edea, and other women that men are not sex objectS.

Which of course sent Yuber running in the opposite direction. Any attractive Suikoden male knows to run screaming when the yaoi fiends are on the prowl.

Angelo: 35
Yuber: 15