Season 50, Week 1
Lulu
(Final Fantasy X)
 
What's her secret? That's what even action characters are demanding to know about Lulu. Despite being slow and attired in less than fitting battle gear, Lulu is an evasive monster on the battlefield. As if blessed with the foresight of an ancient judo master, Lulu only needs to shift slightly, and watch as physical attacks sail right by. Van's swordstrokes included, of course, while he faces the usual rain of doublecast destruction. If he's smart, the Commander of the Oracle Knights will soon be joining many others ordering Lulu's amazing 6-DVD program on improving YOUR evasion now. At 10,000 gil a piece (check or money order), it's an absolute steal, and completely risk-free! Return as many as you like, or keep them all and we'll throw in a Feather Mantle! Act now.

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Vandelesca Musto Fende has many an illustrious achievement to his record, but no titles in the arena - just two victories to his name, for that matter. Well, that won't last. Not when he has such an easy fight before him. Call it magic or fonic artes, but Lulu isn't going to be able to hurt Van as badly as she could any normal person. He wasn't in command of the God Generals for nothing. Lulu may sport some decent evasion, but as frail as she is, she's going to need to evade everything Van throws at her to survive very long. With his speed and combos, Lulu getting caught up in something like Ancient Requiem spells the end for her. Durable and relentless, Van will be sporting a new belt (or thirty) after he beats the pants (belts?) off Lulu.


SageAcrin
Miss.

Miss.

Miss.

The usual battle against Lulu.

This battle...not so much.

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Lulu coughed into her hand.

The arena was silent.

Van smiled softly.

And brought Lulu's hand, which he was holding, to his lips.

Lulu blushed furiously.

Van was conked in the head by a ball.

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Ultimately, Van successfully struck on the first try, the only person besides Wakka to succeed at this, with Lulu.

Of course, he had to get beaten to a pulp by Attack Reels. But hey, Lulu didn't win.

Lulu: 26
Vandesdelca Musto Fende: 34