Season 49, Week 2
Seymour
(Final Fantasy X)
 
A Godlike champion? A fitting opponent for one as powerful and resourceful as Seymour Guado. This Heat fellow may be a demon, but Seymour is far more: an esteemed clergyman, mage, summoner, unsent shapeshifter, controller of Sin... his power is limitless, and nearly unstoppable. This battle will serve as an excellent demonstration of Seymour's resources. With his incredible physical defense, he'll wall the majority of Heat's offense. With his quadracast, he'll be able to slice through both tentacles and demon himself in a single action. And with Thundaga available to quadracast, well... how does hitting weakness and getting another turn to quadracast sound? To Seymour, it sounds like another well-deserved victory.

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With his powerful Vritra self, Heat managed to slaughter, rend and devour an entire Godlike season, and this looks like we’re ready to have a repeat of his murderous rampage already. Seymour, the Guado summoner, might have been able to cheat death before, but he won't be so lucky against a true digital demon. For starters, Heat can easily hit Seymour's weaknesses with ice magic, while the summoner is stuck with useless Firaga castings for a while. To make matters worse, Heat's tentacles can just finish the mockery, defending Heat in case Seymour eventually manages to switch his elemental properties. In the end? This fight will just be another step in Heat's cannibalistic path of mayhem and carnage.


Taishyr
This match wasn't decided by power, or by sexy hair, or by intellect.

Not by demonic potential, underlings, or cup size.

No, this match was decided... by Ghaleon.

Specifically, Pretty Princess Ghaleon.

Fortunately for Heat, he hadn't eaten anyone in a full week, and so he was slim enough to take the role of Prettiest Princess.

Ghaleon is currently attempting to beat TimeLord to death with Seymour's corpse, killed by mortification.

Seymour: 9
Heat: 37