Season 47, Week 3
Midboss
(Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
 
Ah, the elegant scent of victory wafting... this is not the scent of victory! No, this boquet is that of a muscle-bound man who has not bathed since... my, that is a thought too dreadful to contemplate! This will not do at all! The Duelling League must benefit from elegant warriors with grace and style, not brutish unwashed thugs. This Boyd may speak loudly with a large axe, but his strength is meaningless before the refined fighting style of the Dark Adonis! Forged through hours of training, doing a thousand pushups with a thousand breathtaking beauties upon his back, the potent Adonic Buster shall send this brute packing in no time flat, on the honor of Vyers, the Dark Adonis!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a Greil Mercenary who was most definitely totally not into crossdressing? Silly rhetoric and reminiscences aside, Boyd has an axe - and axemen are too damned manly to crossdress (although that cocktail dress really went well with that purse!). I mean, it's even impractical to wield axes with a dress, and heels are not designed for secluded group meetings in the woods with other Louis Vuitton enthusiasts. So. Boyd has a lot of pent up anger built up that needs to be taken out on a poor bastard, making good use of his mighty, MANLY Axe of Manliness. And Midboss just so happens to be the next target. Pity the poor fool.


Meeplelard
You know what the problem with calling yourself the Dark Adonis is?

It means you take special pride in your face of all things!

...which means you are ESPECIALLY weak to good old fashion Axe to the Face treatment.

Guess what Boyd specializes in?

Midboss: 18
Boyd: 21