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While Miranda certainly doesn't mind hunting for eligible bachelors to marry her son, Aeris is... barrel-bottom as a candidate. She's a mischief maker, and not quite so pure! So, Miranda's hunt for a bride for Yuki will end up in a knife flurry. Oh well, not all bridehunts can end in success, right? Disposing of the trash is just procedural. A few castings of Tremor to put Aeris off-balance will do, and a rain of knives should be quite a fitting end to someone who's been skewered by a gigantic blade before. Once Miranda's done, she will show Aeris why she would be the most badass and terrifying mother-in-law a lady could ever have. |
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Both Aeris and Miranda are survivors. Aeris has survived the slums of Midgard and made a life for herself, while Miranda has survived having Yuki. Both are competent fighters sadly outshone by others. These are coming into contrast today, but in a strange way. Miranda will attempt to delay Aeris with her powerful knife skills, though it's all in vain. With her limit breaks, the healing will come instantly, delay or no delay. With any chance of stalling Aeris into a loss, Miranda faces a limited supply of SP and weak basic knife attacks. None of that will get past Aeris' limit breaks, which makes this a long, drawn out victory for the last Ancient. |
Clear Tranquil “A date ...” Yuki asked “With the hottest woman you can find?” Zidane nodded “Yeah Aeris said she might even let you see what really goes on between her and Tifa if you know what I mean. That’s three for the price of one dude” “Damn ... and all I’ve got to do is put on a dress for a few minutes?” Yuki laughed Zidane nodded again. This was going well for him too, Aeris had already promised him some certain rewards too if he would act as go between. Of course what Zidane didn’t really know is that Aeris and Tifa rarely fulfilled their promises of putting on a show for the guys that they lured into doing their bidding (apart from Cloud of course, the lucky bastard) instead subjecting them to very painful punishment. Poor Zidane, once a fool always a fool. Wait why the pity. “I gotta warn you though ... “ mused Yuki “I’m not sure exactly how Mom will react. It might not be the reaction Aeris is hoping for ... “ This indeed proved to be the case as Aeris’s plan for Miranda to see Yuki at the arena in a dress and thus passing out in horror backfired. Spectacularly. Instead it sent Miranda into a rage. A pure unadultered blood rage of utter madness. She wasn’t sure what had compelled her to pack a huge bag filled with throwing knifes earlier on in the day but damn they sure came in useful. By the time Miranda had finished with her Aeris rather resembled a pink and red pin cushion with many sharp and pointy things sticking out. Don’t worry though Aeris fans the RPGDL hospital will have her fixed in time for her next match. There won’t even be any marks to scar that body of hers you damn perverts! That beautiful curvy body ... WHAAT!? The judges briefly contemplated what to do with Zidane and Yuki ... but in the meantime the situation was taken off their hands when Tifa appeared to drag off Zidane. He is hurting very badly right now. Very, very badly. He’s currently wishing he’d never been born. Meanwhile Yuki is currently fleeing for his life across hill and plain after Cloud suddenly freaked out yelling “THAT’s MY DRESS!!!” and charged straight for Yuki wielding his massive sword. Miranda: 32 |
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