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Good idea, bringing chunks of wood with which to pummel opponents to death to an umbrella fight. Bad idea, having an umbrella fight. Bad idea, trying to cheat at an umbrella fight by using magic when your opponent has healing spells and chunks of wood to pummel you with. Good idea, magic that does a large portion of damage while healing you in a pinch. Bad idea UMBRELLA FIGHT. Good idea, going absolutely berserk (after healing yourself) over the concept of an umbrella fight, only some truly demented person would ruin a perfectly good floral print umbrella by committing assault with it in a public arena. They are clearly designed for holding up liquor stores and things like that. |
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Now that umbrella enthusiast Lilka has proven herself in Heavy, she may just earn herself that key bonus if she can pull out a few more wins in Heavy. A championship, well, Lilka would be the highest paid umbrella spokeswoman ever! That dream might just prove to be unreachable, though, as she faces her toughest opponent ever, the former Godlike Riou. Just who does he think he is with that Forgiver Sign? No matter, Lilka can outheal him any day. Buff, outstall, outlast. That's the name of the game for Lilka, and with her arsenal of spells and unlimited potential to use them, she just may pull off the upset of the century. Watch out, Godlike! Umbrella saleswoman comin' your way! |
Meeplelard Riou waited for his opponent to appear...and by waited, we mean for a whole hour. Still no sign of her. The judges all decided that Riou should win by default given his opponent never showed up... Meanwhile, somewhere in Giga City... "Where am I now? What's with all these robots? Argh! No time to figure this out! I need to hurry or I'll be late to my match! If it only wasn't for this flawed Teleport Gem..." Riou: 37 |
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