Season 46, Week 1
Ellen Kirishima
(Persona)
 
Goddess of War. You might not think that moniker would at all apply to your standard high school student turned fashion model, but with her persona Nike, the title certainly fits the very lovely and equally deadly Ellen Kirishima. She may not be the most physically fearsome dueler, but she’ll be sure to give the recently upgraded T260G the standard “Welcome to Godlike” bloody nose for his first fight in his new division. Physiwall, which reflects all physical attacks back at opponents and ignores their defenses, is the perfect tool to take down the robot. After all, it has no magic, and it even has to use a turn to buff up, giving her ample time to cast her spell! T260G will finally see exactly how painful a V-MAX Cosmic Rave really is when it's reflected back at itself.

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Goal achieved: a Heavy belt and an upgrade to Godlike are definitely great trophies for T260G. However, as the battle robot rises into the DL's highest division, a new mission arrives, and, this time, all of T2's battle circuits must be in top shape. Against supermodel Ellen Kirishima, who, in spite of appearances, is a monstrously resourceful battler, simply activating V-MAX and coasting isn't an option. No, T260G must instead rely on more immediate artillery, taking advantage of its superior speed and durability. Combat protocols such as Plural Slash may be required, and all its efforts must go towards the dissolution of Ellen's mighty walls. However, T260G has dealt with similarly dangerous threats before: a glorified high-schooler won't be what stops this war machine from fulfilling its duty.


Taishyr
Ellen stood, rapier poised and grim, facing the metal creature in front of her.

T260G hummed slightly, filling the air with an almost inaudible drone as it waited.

Marcus, Isadora and Renault stood at the edge of the battlefield. Marcus raised his sword. "Fighters in this arena. On three, this fight between Ellen and T260G shall begin. One... Two... THREE!"

Ellen lunged forward, calling upon Gabriel with a battle cry and dashing towards the metal warrior with her adrenaline racing.

T260G sat there.

Ellen's rapier flashed upward, ready to pierce the being's armor in one swift stroke.

T260G did nothing.

Ellen's pace slowed, then stopped, a mere three paces away from T260G.

T260G did not move.

"Um. Mrs. T260G? We are fighting right now, are we not?" Ellen asked timidly of the robot.

T260G's head slowly rose, until its mouth was clearly visible. The light beams installed in its eyes shimmered on, creating a hologram in front of the robot of a young man in a white trenchcoat, with blond hair and a scar ripped across his face, wearing sunglasses entirely too big for his face. Ellen watched in horrified fascination as the man's hands began... moving.

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around an-"

With a feral scream, Ellen's Persona mutated into Metatron.

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The remnants of T260G were finally reassembled; it was determined that the main processing units of the robot had run into a fatal infinite Rickroll error, causing the majority of its functions to shut down. After being repaired, the robot thanked T260G for putting it out of its misery and allowing it to reboot.

Ellen was still too deep in the shock coma to respond. The DL healers expect her out within a few days.

Seifer, meanwhile, is threatening to kill whoever posted the video of his... performance... online.

The site address, as T260G has told this reporter exclusively, was SEIFERISACHICKENWUSS.net.

Neither Fujin nor Zell could not be contacted for comment.

Ellen Kirishima: 23
T260G: 10