Vengeance of the Little Girls
VS
~Meeple/PD

It was a quiet normal offseason day for MOMO as she minded her own buisness. Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone came running up to her...

"Special important notice for Miss MOMO. Do you know where I could find her?"

"I am MOMO. Is that for me?"

"Yes, ma'am. I must be off then"

MOMO opened the letter. Its contents stated that she needed an important "checkup" if she was to participate in the RPGDL again, as her last one wasn't totally complete. She was a bit confused at this, but she had nothing better to do, so she decided to check it out.

She went to the RPGDL Nurse's office. Strangely the door was open. The room was lit, even though no one was to be seen...

"He...llo? Is anybody there?"

Suddenly, the door shut quickly, and MOMO heard a familiar laughter followed by a familiar voice...

"So we meet again at last, Ma Peche!"

"ALBEDO!" she said as she turned around, seeing the exact same silver-haired lunatic who tried to take advantage of her... talents before in her own game. "What do you want with me? I have nothing else that you could use!"

"I'm afraid its not so simple, Ma Peche," Albedo said followed by a minor chuckle. "You see, you and I are bound by fate to be together, so come, and never leave my sight again"

MOMO was afraid, especially since she knew that saying no would only lead to Albedo going on a random happy rampage that would include decapitating himself and stepping on his own head just to impress the little Girl. Instead, though, she quickly thought of an idea...

"Albedo, I can't stand you anymore! That's it! We'll settle this in a match next Week, officially!"

"Whaaa? Ma Peche has gotten vicious these times of peace. No matter, I shall accept your challenge"

"Good! Now let me out so I can get it approved!"

Albedo decided to let her go just this once. After that, he said to himself, "Ma Peche wishes to fight me? I'll just have to beat her and show her why she should be mine. Bwahahahaha, Mwahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!" The laughing continued for several minutes when all of a sudden, it was interrupted by an enraged Ghaleon here for a scheduled checkup...

"What is wrong with you? Even I didn't laugh that long or that much in both my games combined!"

***

One week later, Albedo came into the Arena smiling as always, but MOMO was nowhere to be found. As far as he knew, he will be fighting her. "Where is Ma Peche? Did she cower away last minute, or was that an attempt to flee from me? Either way, she cannot escape my wrath forever." In an attempt to laugh, He noticed that Ghaleon himself had gathered up other famous Villains known for laughing as well, namely Kefka, Zophar, and Luca Blight, ready to nail him for breaking the laugh limit, but that's a different story altogether...

To Albedo's suprise, not only did MOMO arrive, but she came with some help too. Apparently, MOMO had found some "allies" who were also not very fond of Albedo's antics.

Hailing from Thamasa was the magical artist Relm, hardly eleven years old. From the floating city of Shevat was none other than the Pilot of Seizban, Maria Balthasar. Everyone's favorite six-year-old summoner from Madain Sari, Eiko Carol, was also among the group. Shabbon, the little girl who was already harrassed within her own game by a wierd mustached appraiser who held a Pitch Fork, apparently also wanted a piece of Albedo. Following Shabon was the young Mysidian white mage, Porom. And last but not least was Sue, from Grandia.

"What's this? Ma Peche has found some play mates for me too? Well, I'll just have to take care of them like I'd take care of her, now won't I?" Albedo said with a grin, holding back his laughter knowing what kinds of threats would ensue.

Right before the match, it was declared that should Albedo be beaten, he would be forced to stay at least 20 feet away from another little girl unless it was for an Official Match. Should he win, however, then MOMO would be forced to accept her "fate" and stop protesting him.
  • Team MOMO forces the Pedo to mend his ways
  • MOMO is forced to accept that fact that she was destined to be with Albedo

Grefter
If it wasn't a cast of RPG little girls I might feel bad for them. However the average RPG child is annoying enough that not even I want to eat them whole, Albedo teaches each and every one of them a lesson they won't forget.

Girls: 14
Albedo: 13

Tylor H
The original plan had been simple. Relm would paint up a copy of Albedo that would distract or annoy the original long enough for Shabon to get her Jongleur Rune powering all of her companions up until they were ready to smite their annoying foe. However, the plan hit an unexpected hitch.

The first phase worked fine. The copy began its life by laughing maniacly. The original, not to be outdone by a mere clone, did much the same. Indeed, Relm's distraction proved far more successful than originally hoped, distracting Albedo for the better part of an hour. Of course, it failed in a completely different regard. It turned out that Shabon's Jongleur rune was utterly useless in the presence of that laugh. Sue was rendered helpless as Puffy fled, hiding under Justin's voluminous cap. The laugh also seemed to short out or block Maria's remote control of Siebzhen, and Eiko's Summons refused to show up for even a second. Relm, Porom, and Momo simply found the sound too disturbing to concentrate on their crafts, and so the whole team was effectively incapacitated.

However, in the end, it turned out they wouldn't need to strike the finishing blow after all. After an hour of constant laughter, an announcement was read over the public address system stating that, by decree of the judges, and in the interests of the sanity of all involved, the interferance rule was being waived for this match. Neither Albedo had heard that announcement, but Team MOMO certainly had, as had the laughing villain delegation headed by Ghaleon up in the stands. Moments later, the part of the ring where the two Albedos stood was hit by several Hell Waves, Ultimas, Zophar's Overkill Special, and a figure in silver armour screaming various combinations of the words 'die' and 'pig'. Team MOMO, which had wisely relocated to the far side of the ring, was declared victorious shortly thereafter.