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What's this? Locke's opponent is a lowly thief? Locke spits on thieves. Treasure hunting is where it's at, as Locke has proven time and time again. Seeing this catchphrase spewing, cockney speaking loser sullying the good name of treasure hunters everywhere is enough to send Locke into a rage. He's going to grab his wing edge and run circles around the Pickham reject, and slap him over and over till he drops dead- from the damage or the Instant Death. Either way, it's curtains for Yangus. |
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Cor Blimey! This week the ol' hero Yangus gets to face off against... what the 'eck? Some guy in a bandanna? Wot's all this then? Thinkin' e's an ol' master o' the blade or some nonsense? Well, Yangus 'ere will teach 'im a lesson 'e won't be forgetting! With naught but a swing of 'is trusty Axe, poor Locke ain't got a prayer in the 'eavens. A Big Banga or a Hatchet Man will send 'im reeling, or Grimmer Reaper and Parallax would send the poor soul runnin' back to 'is mum, cryin' like a little babe! |
Dunefar What is it like to get your Valiant Knife Cor Blimeyed the wrong way, Locke? Ouch. That's about what happens, since not even thievery can keep up with Yangus wailing the crap outta Locke. Locke Cole: 26 |
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