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What's the difference between the master of evolution and Xorn's sad excuse for a minion? Saro doesn't have an obsession with overcompensation, for starters; does anyone take someone with that haircut and sword seriously? For another, while Emelious de Pamela spends his game whining about his sister and his terrible life, Saro actually gets laid. While the Master of Evolution is rightly pissed that his lover gets killed, it's all a setup - and most sadly for the forces of evil, he happens to find out about it. So while he looks like your standard RPG emo kid, he actually succeeds at life and gets his girl back and beats the crap out of everyone who messed with him. Necrosaro evolved past being emo, and now he's going to use that knowledge and power to beat Godlike's foremost expert on cutting yourself and failing to get get girls to pay attention to you! |
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A black wave of despair sweeps over the battlefield. No, it isn't Emelious's terrifying dark magic...it's just that there's a whole lot of angst on the battlefield today as the former champion returns. He and Necrosaro are two peas in a pod, turning to dark powers to share their pain with the world. But...well, Emelious got the better end of the deal. Necrosaro might have two swords, but Emelious's four-pronged attack will easily chop those swordhands right off. In offense, buffing, and most dramatically speed, Emelious is easily superior. He'll dodge Necrosaro's physicals with Shadow Wave and crush his puny forms with Dimension Blade and Spirit Wail. Perhaps he will even give the offenseless Necrosaro a special treat, and let the mighty Godkiller end him...permanently. Emelious's darkness shall prevail...though Emelious will try not to enjoy it. |
Dunefar Necrosaro had his beloved Ro-WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING? YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!! NO ONE'S SUFFERING IS WORSE THAN MINE!!!! YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A HARD LIFE! MINE IS WAY WORSE!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR! NOTHING'S FAIR, AND IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND! I WON'T STAND IT! ...yeah, something like that...Poor Necrosaro, not even the power of evolution can withstand a lifetime of pure, built up emo-angst. Necrosaro: 7 |
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