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UWEEEEHEEEHEEHEHEEEEEE! The bonafide master of interpretative dance, the mighty, lettuce-clad warrior clown from hell (or, alternatively, Wyoming), Kefka Palazzo, shal prevail against a stupid one-trick bug with his laughter! Jade may have defeated Chaos, but Kefka has the power of Havok on his side, and using its mighty box-toppling, rat-tumbling physics for his wings will allow him to completely shatter his ridiculous foe! Kefka's incredible speed and incredible physical power will leave Jade reeling before he can say BoltX enough times to kill Kefka! Which is good, because that's really not a lot of yelling... |
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The sizzling ozone has been burnt away by BoltX. With all of his opposition down, Jade is en route to a total victory this season! The only thing that stands between him and a Godlike belt is Kefka. Woe onto Kefka, for Jade is, beyond lightning death, mighty and durable. His vaunted Havok Wings will only lightly irritate the HP and defense-laden Jade, who will retort with a bevy of lightning magics to quickly obliterate Kefka. Considering the mighty smashing power of BoltX, Kefka's subpar durability will leave him a smoldering, electrified smear on the arena floor as Jade goes on to claim his rightful spoils. |
Taishyr *This advertisement paid for by the Suikoden Conglomerate. Suikoden. 540+ able hands, ready to help.* The match of the season ended quickly; each duelist chose a second for Kefka chose Kyogre, for his immensely powerful damage off brutal speed. Jade? Jade chose Geddoe. A pathetic choice, thought Kefka, sure of his victory; with the combined speed of Kyogre and himself, surely the mad clown would reign supreme. So when the battle started, the last thing Kefka expected to hear immediately was "BOLTXBOLTXBOLTXAHAHAHAITFEELSLIKEIJUSTHADTENTONSOFSUGARAHAHABOLTXBOLTXBOLTX!!!!" Apparently Geddoe wasn't chosen for his lightning so much as for his access to teachers who could boost Jade's power. Yes, you heard it here first. Without assistance, Jade has a measly C in Lightning Magic. Who knows what your potential may be? Don't let your inner skills languish. Go to the Suikoden Skills Emporium today. Kefka: 21 |
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