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Kekekekekekekekekeke! Teasing the mad clown is a baaaaaaaaaad idea, kids! And Kefka is just living proof of the insane cruelty a circus freak can bring to the table! Why, Kefka's evil is so effective that it actually destroyed the world! What can Zeromus, this pathetic incarnation of mindless hatred, say about that? Evil is an art, a deranged art, and Kefka Palazzo, destroyer of the world for the sake of his own amusement, has all he needs to prove it! While Zeromus is reasonably durable, he certainly can't stand up to the mountain-breaking might of Kefka's Havoc Wing - one single swipe and the idiotic hater will be dead! Mwahahahahahahah! And Zeromus is so weak his magic won't even faze the clown, assuming he even gets to cast a spell! This is certainly a barrel of laughs, and Kefka will enjoy the joke to its fullest! |
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The clash of the titans, one might call it. Indeed, today, hate incarnate and a mad clown face off in the arena in a fight that'll be as brutal as it will be quick. After having easily vanquished that little girl, Zeromus faces off against someone a little more similar to himself. However, this Angel of Death is simply no match for the very essence of hatred and evil! Zeromus' strategy remains unchanged. With his powerful Big Bang attack, Kefka will be blown away to nothingness in no time, and, should he try to attack with magic, Zeromus will quickly respond with a blast of Flare. Granted, Kefka's offense might prove a little problematic, but his durability isn't nearly as comparable as the great Zeromus', and he should have no trouble taking him down before the opposite happens. Who shall be next to face the Lunarian's anger? |
DragonKnight Zero Final Fantasy boss showdown. A contest of epic proportions. Among the mob of fanatics anyways. No one could figure out how so many immature message board idiots managed to show up in the stands. So divided and stubborn they were that a riot broke out before either combatant showed up. With a bit of smooth talking (and hinting at a chance to cause more bloodshed) Kefka and Zeromus agreed to an altered contest. Each would have free reign over half the message board idiots. Whoever could kill them in the more evil way would be declared the winner. Sure, they would actually be doing the world a favor but no one has to tell them that. Disco Queen Zeromus was definitely disturbing: inducing mass suicides among his victims and causing others to flee in sheer terror. After some time, he pasted anyone remaining with Big Bang. Kefka enslaved his lot into the Cult of Kefka. This would be enough to win by itself but Kefka wanted to show off his power. He forced an unlucky few new cultists to listen to Raja tell jokes and stories for hours. In their brainwashed state, they were given but two options. Listen to Raja or commit suicide with a dull razor to escape. Kefka cackled for hours as his victims tried desparately to leave the mortal coil. Kefka: 57 Barubary
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