Season 5, Week 2
Rem
(Tales of Eternia)
 
The Governing Craymel of Inferia is eager to blast Jade with her magic this week. While her defensive specialties of flying out of range and hiding behind her impenetrable ball won't come into play in this match, her Lightning resistance as well as her awesome defense will. The Greater Craymel of Light can also match Jade in the obscene HP department, and her regeneration is just icing on the cake. Her Holy Lance will shine bright in this battle as it punishes he who thought to raise Obelisk.

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Jade's feminine name belies his terrible power. As one of the villains behind the chaos in Breath of Fire, he has many powers to draw on. His physical attack, while not a major factor against Rem, is nothing to sneeze at. His real strength, though lies in is overpowered BoltX attack: 400 eye popping, skin searing, world shaking damage. It'll fell even the strongest fighter with a few uses, and Jade can use it at will. With his massive HP score, he can outlast whatever Rem throws at him, and finish her off with his trademark spell.


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Jade, you yaoi bait bastard. How did you beat Rem?

.........It turns out that even craymels aren't immune to the charms of Doijin power. A few Ryu/Ryu/Ryu/Ryu/Ryu mangas later, Jade had won, while Rem was... ah... distracted.

Rem: 4
Jade: 5

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Victory came easy to Rem this time, as she had thought about the match, and came to a very simple conclusion.

Before the match, she saw that Jade was leaving to take care of some 'business'.

...doesn't it just suck when someone steals all the toilet paper, and you're stuck in a stall?

Jade certainly thought so.