Season 44, Week 1
Antenora
(Wild Arms 2)
 
Twenty seasons after her defeat at the hands of a vile tranny, Odessa's best and brightest returns to wreak havoc among the multiverse's clueless heroes. This week's victim, the lackadaisical templar Angelo, fancies himself a lady's man. Well, he won't get far with Antenora, if her affair with Vinsfeld was any indication. Being this lady's lover is a hazardous occupation! As for the actual fight? Well, Angelo's a low-damage healer, resilient but built for drawn-out slugfests. This is perfect for Antenora--it gives her plenty of time for Epheromon to cripple Angelo with sleep or silence. No hard feelings, though--Angelo certainly has better manners than some people Antenora's known, so maybe she could take time out for wining and dining after the match...

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As one of the RPGDL’s most beautiful men, Angelo has a reputation to uphold. As a man who loves and admires every lady, he would never hurt one. But these cruel bastards… they put him against a beautiful woman like Antenora? This is madness! An outrage! Well, Antenora is kind of an odd one. She follows a madman to the ends of the earth, and to what means? To destroy him, of course! A logical plan! Anyway, while Angelo loves women, crazy women are a danger to the world and must be eliminated by a valiant knight in shining armor! And he will, with his buffs, his reflecting, his healing, and his bow! And mayhaps a little flirting on the side... but no! He shall be resolute, and keep the wiles under wraps until the match has resulted in his victory!


Taishyr
An easy match. Frail, pathetic, a few pocket tricks up a long sleeve and long hair to get in the eyes. Really. This match couldn't have been simpler.

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"... so they both screamed 'HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S THE IDIOT PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON' before shooting each other in the nose while looking where the other person directed them to." Lang finished up with a straight face.

Magus stared at the arena for a moment. "Who fell first?"

"Kinda impossible to tell, it was practically simul-"

Suddenly, Angelo's body disappeared in a puff of black smoke as Magus turned away. "He reminds me of that idiot frog."

"... Well. Cool, Antenora wins. That makes things easier on me." Lang said after a minute.

Antenora: 25
Angelo: 21