Season 42, Week 3
Shana
(Legend of Dragoon)
 
The damsel in distress, the innocent maiden of apocalyptic powers, and the White Silver dragoon Shana faces someone a lot like her! Sure, Flonne may have a dozen centuries on Shana, but the similarities far outweigh the differences! Well, at least as far as shallow character evaluations go. When it comes to combat, Shana is going to roast Flonne with barely any effort and take almost no damage while doing it. Flonne's normally ineffective attacks will be reduced to outright laugh-inducing before Shana's magic defense and Dragoon form. Shana's ability to Summon the White Silver dragon to launch a devastating attack will not be so laughable. It will, however, be very painful. Its may be odd for an Angel to be obliterated by the might of a holy dragon summoned by the soul of a world-destroying monster, but thats how things go!

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Yay! Angel Trainee Flonne has knocked down her first opposition like her personal hero, Garland! With burning justice at her side and the desire to purge all evil from this world with the blessed powers of eternal love and happiness, she'll go straight through this next one, too! A Dragoon is nothing to a servant of justice, no matter how much they may agree on issues! With her mighty KAPOW from Holy Arrows and the ROAR of the fierce Flonnezilla stomping all over the arena to the beat of the newest Hannah Montana song, Flonne won't have any problems outpacing Shana's feeble damage or any of her ineffectual attempts at healing. With those sorts of moves busted out on the battle floor, Shana's toast and Flonne gets to move onto the semi finals. There she can get one step closer to her destiny of winning a Light championship.


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A massive, plastic bubble.

Space suits.

A complete vacuum seperated these two duellers.

Was it an odd battle condition, a manic judge?

Not quite.

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"You know, Flonne doesn't really know much about this sort of thing." Shania said, as one of Shana's arrows quickly pierced Flonne's suit.

"Well, they did get what they wanted. There's about fifteen perverts gasping for air at the airlock. Of course, no one thought to tell either girl that Edge's still stuck up a tree, but otherwise I suppose it went pretty well..." Freya said, as she watched Flonne pass out from lack of air. "Or as well as it would have anyways."

Ultimately, however, it wasn't entirely a loss for the perverts.

Sten has demonstratably gained 10 IQ points from not breathing for four minutes.

It turns out that parts of his brain were dedicated to actually making him more stupid. Very strange phenomena. This should turn out a surprise to no one, though.

How high is his IQ now, you ask?

Let's just say he can beat a toucan in a debate now.

Shana: 34
Flonne: 22