Season 42, Week 2
Seymour
(Final Fantasy X)
 
Few titles can convey the sense of maddening power that "Summoner" does on Spira, and Seymour Guado is one of the most powerful of that elite group. He returns to the arena with a goal, this time seeking a chance to meet his wife in the arena. The first little speed bump to that end is just some deluded woman. The imposter known as False Althena may be fast and damaging, but she has two very serious problems in this fight. The first is Seymour's immunity to thunder attacks in his thunder mode. The second is Seymour's near-impregnable physical defenses. The false goddess relies on physical attacks and lightning for damage, which means...well, that's that. Even if she could hurt him, she can't long withstand the punishing offense of Seymour's quadracast spells. This battle of pretty villains will be settled in typical summoner fashion... as a complete and utter slaughter.

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For someone blessed with the offensive capacity of a world-destroying dark god (no less than Zophar himself!) and capable in her own right of laying waste to the strongest warriors, the goddess-impersonator and ruler of Pentagulia known only as False Althena has had remarkably little success in the arena. Blame her bad habit of drawing high-powered physical fighters - and Spiran summoners. Yep, this is the second time False Althena's faced Seymour Guado in the opening round of Godlike, but she'll do her best to make sure that history doesn't repeat itself. Seymour's quadracast might be fearsome, but so is False Althena's laser beam, known for brutally overkilling PCs in her home game and coming off of high speed to boot. So enough of being a stand-in for a goddess. Now is the time for False Althena to step up and claim the title of "Godlike" for real!


Taishyr
"Hello, dear." Seymour smiled pleasantly as he entered the arena, hair spiffed up.

"Hello, Seymour." False Althena flashed a pretty little grin before adjusting her dress. "Are we ready to begin this?"

"Ahm ehm uhm yes." The nameless priest of St. Eva's nods, gesturing to Seymour first. "Seymour, underneath the, ahm, blessed light of St. Eva, you two dedicated souls have chosen to renew your marriage vows this day, celebrating your, ehm, union on the day of your first encounter. Uhm, tell us now, what do you ah want, in the months and years to come?"

"May we bask in the unending screams of the suffering of innocents as we bask on a private beach. I'll get the Guados to drag the innocents along." Seymour smiled winningly at False Althena, who nodded in return.

"And ah as for you, what would you like from this, Miss F. Althena?" The priest said, seemingly oblivious.

False Althena cupped Seymour's face in her hands and smiled, planting a kiss on his nose. Seymour smiled, before noticing the sparks building in her hands...

"ANNULMENT, B****!"

The resulting shock blasted Seymour straight into the wall of the arena. In the surprised pause, False Althena smiled winningly.

"Actually the beach idea sounds good and I have no objections to staying with him forever, but I can't let him claim another victory against me again, now can I?"

Seymour, from the wreckage, gave a shaky thumbs up.

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

Seymour: 31
False Althena: 34

SageAcrin
A beautiful woman, capable of feats of devastating magic.

A demonic, insane bishonen, also capable of feats of devastating magic.

If you couldn't have seen what was coming, perhaps you need to reread those words.

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"Did...I say something wrong?" Cecilia asked timidly, as False Althena, shrieking madly, rampaged into the stands towards the judges box.

"...not really, to be honest." Hrist answered, with a shrug, as she watched Zog and Ash attempt to restrain False Althena, as she charged towards Cecilia. "Truly, anyone could have mixed them up."

False Althena, hearing the remark(As it was meant to be heard), proceeded to violently smash Ash into the stands. Unfortunately, she was not quite capable of surprising Zog the same way. In any way.

Seymour, as he felt was, in his innermost heart, his true and only destiny, stood around and looked pretty.