Season 40, Week 2
Fujin
(Final Fantasy VIII)
 
PAIN. FUJIN BRINGS IT. TRANNY? DISGUSTING. METEOR. METEOR. METEOR. BOSS HP MOCKS PUNY BHAIRAVA. REGEN HANDLES WEAK DAMAGE. MATCH IS OVER. NOT ENOUGH? LIES. WIND MAGIC. SAI. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? NOTHING. THIS IS IT. IT ENDS HERE AND NOW MAKE WAY FOR THE GOD-QUEEN OF GODLIKE. SHE WILL SMASH AND MAIM, AND THEN ROCK. HASTE AS WELL FOR FUN HERE. RUN RINGS AROUND PUNY GOD OF PUNYDOM. FUJIN. TEACHES. PAIN. JENNA. LEARNS. PAIN. PAIN IS GOOD. PAIN IS WHAT FIGHTING FUJIN EARNS YOU. COMMITTEE OVER ALL. YOU ARE AS SHEEP TO HER COMPLETE DOMINATION. FUJIN IS JUST THAT DAMNED METAL.

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The harsh mistress known as Angel is once again ready to challenge the foolish Godlike pretenders in her quest for power. The divine mixture of Shiva and Vishnu, fused in perfect harmony, Hari-Hara's energy flows through her veins, allowing Jenna to stand toe-to-toe with the toughest of contenders. Granted, it's not like she'll need it here - Fujin's not exactly strong Heavy material, let alone Godlike. Her oft-hyped Sai is the crux of her talent, and a completely uselss skill against a God such as Jenna. Angel's Bhairava, her oft-hyped skill, fares exceedingly well against Gods and Mortals alike, which will make the fight against the frail Fujin a mere trifle for her.


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"...man, it's been so slow lately." Sten noted sadly, kicking at a rock.

It was true.

Half of the perverts had practically given up on the League, and were instead back to beseiging Alma Kinnan. A few more were slipping away each day.

"...of course, Yuri and Edge don't have any problem!" Sten yelled at nothing in particular.

Which, of course, was true.

Their own reputations as suave and intelligent perverts had, at least, gotten them the time of day with women.

Not that it mattered anyways, they both had girlfriends. Which, to Sten, naturally didn't make things seem more fair.

Still, they were the best people to ask for advice.

---

"Thanks!" Sten said happily, as he slammed the door behind him.

"...Does he just...forget that we give him evil advice every single time?" Yuri pondered.

"...Nah. Our meant-to-be-bad advice is just better than his plans." Edge answered with a shrug.

Sten, naturally, never knew any of this.

All he knew was his next target.

---

Sten was in heaven.

It'd all worked!

His plan had worked!

Sure, it wasn't a great plan.

Fujin was Fujin, and this new Jenna girl was kinda not much either.

And half the crowd was acting really weird about them getting so wet. And it'd been such a pain in the butt to get the sprinklers into the arena, bury them, get a bunch of perverts to kill the inspectors, and hide the bodies.

And Jenna kinda killed Fujin really fast, so he didn't really get to appreciate it.

But it'd worked!

Sten could only dance happily, surrounded by a crowd of cheering perverts, at their first success in what had to have been years.

"...So...um...do you get to tell him, or do I?" Yuri asked.

"...let's not. It's been so damned dull without any of the perverts around. It'll bring them back in to have a success." Edge shrugged. "He'll find out eventually and probably get killed to boot. And hell, even if not, he'll have had to have thought of this scene like fifty million times since then."

"...You're right, it's a lot better this way." Yuri shrugged.

Fujin: 12
Jenna Angel: 35