Season 39, Week 3
Chris Lightfellow
(Suikoden III)
 
The Silver Maiden, once again, faces the embodiment of evil, undone by her noble blade many seasons ago. And she is certain Zophar won't be able to turn the tides in his favor this time. As the bearer of the legendary True Water Rune, Chris possesses the dreaded Silent Lake, which will seal every single ability Zophar can command in battle. No dreadful spells, no curses, no Fate Storm can go off before Chris' insanely speedy cantrip resumes. And, once this happens, she has all the time she needs to hack apart the monstrous dark being with her noble blade. Chris Lightfellow has honored her beloved Vinay del Zexay by slaying this preposterous foe before - and now history is about to repeat itself, much to Zophar's chagrin.

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Even the pitiful "Lord of Time" has fallen before the might of ZOPHAR! History is destined to repeat, and like 20 seasons ago, Zophar shall reign supreme! But what's this? Ah, the bearer of the True Water Rune. But surely none would be so foolish as to think Zophar would be defeated by the same pitiful trick twice? No, Zophar has long awaited this day, this chance to crush the mortal wielding the power of a God! Before he knew not the power of Silent Lake, how it negated all his dark power. But now he knows. Speed is the key, the fastest of all magics, the debilitating power of status! Robbed of wit and spellcasting, this foolish knight shall fall oh so easily to Zophar's power, and the world will never again question the might of ZOPHAR!!


Moonlight Bomber
The two combatants first exchanged some fighting words. Zophar made the first move.

"Now... now is the best time to get my sweet revenge on you, Silver Maiden! I thought I would be defeated again when I watched your last match from far away. No thanks to that pesky blonde knight who crossed this dimension..."

Chris responded, "I know who you're referring to. Saber."

"Ahaha. Absolutely. Now that she won't come back for the time being..."

"Hmph. I knew Saber won't come back... but at least I acquired her fighting skills!"

"Enough banter! Let the carnage begin!"

The bell then rang, signaling the start of the match.

While Chris made a good improvisation of Saber's fighting skills (minus the Excalibur, of course), Zophar chanted something.

"I am the bone of my hatred.
Emo is my body and revenge is my blood.
I have slain over a thousand punies.
Unknown to the judges, nor known to the commentators.
Have withstood constant mockery from Godlike wannabes.
Yet my quest for supremacy is neverending.
So, as I say...
UNLIMITED DESTRUCTION WORKS!"

Zophar's new attack made short work of the Silver Maiden.

After the match has ended...

Chisato, Ultros, Nate, and Morte secretly agreed to invite the TYPE-MOON staff for a future special match.

Chris Lightfellow: 37
Zophar: 38

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Chris: Silent Lake

Zophar: Spell... *fizzle*

Chris: Attack

Zophar: Spell... *fizzle*

Chris: Attack

Zophar: Spell... *fizzle*

*Silent Lake Ends*

Chris: Silent Lake

Zophar: *Walks out*

Imperial
I'm pretty sure Silent Lake kind of molests Zophar. I mean I'm just saying. Why wouldn't it?