Season 39, Week 3
Ultimecia
(Final Fantasy VIII)
 
Nothing awaits Xorn but a short trip to a world of pain, then infinity in blood-soaked darkness. Ultimecia's going to destroy this upstart god of emo with the same dark magicks that tore apart her own world into shambles. The ability to rend time? To rip someone from their own place in history only for her own amusement? All of those abilities are at Ultimeica's cursed fingertips. Hell's Judgement and Apocalypse, both sending Xorn spiraling towards pain. Hurt. Suffering. He'll learn the meaning of those worlds for the few seconds he'll have before Ultimecia dispatches him with the barest of efforts.

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With a few swift blows, Xorn already denied Rashidi any glimmer of hope and love this season. Yet, already another poor soul has come, daring a quarrel against the fearsome Xorn. Ultimecia may be the mistress of time compression, but her battle skills are severely lacking. While she may have impressive durability, her speed and damage are both paltry - hell, the lightning-quick Xorn will run laps around the abominable sorceress! And with powerful moves such as Death Knell and Dimension Gate, Xorn will effortlessly send Ultimecia back to her bleak future, where, of course, all her hope and love will perish.


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Sure, Xorn could have gone the predictable route, and crushed Ultimecia easily, but...something about her impressed him. Her mindless slaughter? Her random and inexplicable accent? Her puny attempts to crush the hopes and loves of others? Something in Xorn's dark heart swelled at the sight of Ultimecia's Greiver junction form...Was this...love?

Well, Xorn used the match to ask Ultimecia out on a villainous date. Knowing herself to be outclassed, and hoping to score a free dinner, Ultimecia accepted. Do you know how much it takes to feed a woman of Final Ultimecia's size?! She's like bigger than a house. Just don't let her hear you say that or else...well, she probably won't kill you, because if she could do that, she might get respect. But there is will talking. Lots of badly accented talking.

Ultimecia: 12
Xorn: 40